Showing posts with label Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Show all posts
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Thursday, February 07, 2008

Fun Fifty of 2007: Part 4 of 5

Here I am, wallowing in a big pile of comics, books, DVDs and croissants I've been saving up since last year, sorting them into piles of varying level of that indefinable quality of what we call funness. Over here, in the back, is that big towering pile of issues of Civil War and World War III, all destined for the dustbin. Those are not fun. So from that, we can deduce: "War! Huh! What is it good for?" To which the only possible answer is "Absolutely nothin'!" But here, a little closer to me, is a pile of ten things which are so fun they can only get numbered as some of the Fun Fifty of 2007. More sp'fically, and mainly 'coz we did numbers 30 through 21 yesterday, these are numbers 20 through 11. In that order. Starting with this one...


#20: THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN: THE BLACK DOSSIER Probably one of the most eagerly awaited comics of the year (because it was actually due in 2006), the sequel to Alan Moore and Kevin O'Neill's metafiction high adventure comics brings back Mina Harker and Alan Quatermain into the strange and bizarre world of 1958 Britain (curiously enough, a 1958 that's post-1984). As always, part of the fun is in spotting the literary allusions and characters that sneak in—I howled with delight when I spied a Winged Avenger comic book from the Avengers TV series, and Moore writes one of the funniest, and perhaps most hapless, James Bonds since Ian Fleming. If I gotta make a few quibbles? Well, most of all, it doesn't really seem to tell a story, being more concerned with a series of documents within the book which tell past histories of the League. To my eyes, Moore's pastiche of P. G. Wodehouse crossed with Lovecraft, which I have to review one of these days, isn't especially convincing on a literary level, but it's at least fun. And if the ending is the equivalent of a big splashy Broadway musical number that wraps up the story but doesn't really make any sense, well, then at least it's in 3-D. Any book that comes with 3-D glasses? I'm so there.


#19: GROO 25th ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL He's back! The greatest barbarian of the modern comics age returns with a vengeance, aptly drawn by MADman Sergio Aragonés, with Mark Evanier doing whatever it is that he usually does. One of the great joys of a new Groo story is that it's almost exactly like every other Groo story, and there aren't many series in which you can say that as a positive. Plus, plenty of special features, including a funny and clever "Groo Alphabet." And it leads into the first Groo series in years, Groo: Hell on Earth, which ain't half as dismal as it sounds. Groo is always silly, never stupid, and as long as Evanier and Aragonés keep puttin' 'em out, I'm standing in line with my dimes to buy 'em.


#18: SHAZAM: THE MONSTER SOCIETY OF EVIL Jeff Smith proves there's life after Bone in this delightful, colorful, and sometimes creepy reinvention of the Captain Marvel legend, which , while making changes to the mythos, preserves more of the joy, charm, and adventure of the original C. C. Beck creation than the current dark-spirited The Trials of Shazam mainstream DC comic does. Smith's tale springs from the classic Monster Society serial of yesteryear but adds his own touches, including the most charming Mary Marvel ever put on paper. Shazam is one of those rare comics that'll appeal to adults as well as children, and I repeat my original request when I first reviewed this: pick up a copy for a kid as well and I bet you'll get him or her hooked.


#17: POPEYE VOL. 2 "WELL BLOW ME DOWN!" For the first time since comic strips were regularly and frequently published in mass market newsstand paperbacks, we're living in a Golden Age of newspaper comic strip reprints, and the range and quality of the projects is enough to please even the fussiest of collectors and fans. Dick Tracy, Peanuts, The Far Side, Gasoline Alley, Dennis the Menace, Pogo, and many more to come are all being reprinted in beautiful archive editions. I'm a big fan of all of 'em (tho' I likely won't be buying The Complete Mary Worth, Volume 1: Mary Meddles in The Affairs of Others). But by far my favorite new reprint project has been Fantagraphics's monolith-sized reprints of Thimble Theater starring that spinach-chawin' sailor man, Popeye. Volume 2, as beautifully designed as the first (with a hard-board cut-out cover and large pages that preserve a full week's worth of continuity). The Popeye stories in this book are some of the best comedy and adventure tales told in the medium: The Rough-House War, King Popeye, and Skullyville (Toughest Town in the World!) Plus, nearly two years of full-page, full-color Sunday strips (including the lower-tier "Sappo" strip by Segar), and an extensive historical essay by Donald Phelps. Pure joy—the only way this could be better were if the book had a scratch-'n'-sniff spinach-scented cover.


#16: THE SIMPSONS MOVIE Eighteen years in the making (sorta) made The Simpsons Movie eagerly awaited, and it didn't disappoint, unless you're one of those cynical, curmudgeonly critics who claim the series hasn't been funny since Mister Plow. Me? I howled with laughter, cheered with excitement and sniffled during the sad bits. It's a bigger and broader story than your average 22-minute TV episode, with more detailed 3D animation and backgrounds but still the same loveable characters (and a few new surprises). You might lament that your favorite didn't get much screen time (me, I was disappointed there wasn't more to do for Mister Burns), but how can you not love a movie that introduced The Sensational Character Find of 2007: The Amazing Spider-Pig:




#15: EMPOWERED Let's get this out of the way right from the start: little stuffed bulls shouldn't be reading Empowered. Uh uh. No way. Not until they're at least late-teenage stuffed bulls. There's enough sex, violence, and near-but-not-complete nudity to rate this a "mature audiences only" and safely shrink-wrap away the naughty bits. But if I were allowed to review this, I'd probably tell you not only how sexy but how relentlessly funny it is: the adventures of a superheroine with serious self-esteem issues (she more often hostage than hero), her burly boyfriend Thugboy, BFF Ninjette, and TV-addicted interdimensional conqueror The Caged Demonwolf. Adam Warren (Dirty Pair, Gen13) is turning out some of the most beautiful work of his career, gorgeously reproduced to look like the original pencils, and the sexy girls and guys stretched out across the pages don't distract from Empowered being one of the most incisive and satirical looks at hero worship and the cult of celebrity in a world with superbeings. It's a pity that superhero fans probably won't pick this up because it looks like manga—and a pity that manga fans won't pick this up because it looks like superheroes. They're missing out on one of the comic delights of 2007 (with more volumes to come in 2008).


#14: TORCHWOOD SERIES 1 Rearrange the letters of "Torchwood" in the correct order and you know what you wind up with? That's right: Hot Rod Cow. For those of you who aren't interested in the weekly series about a little stuffed race car driver, check out Torchwood, the Doctor Who spin-off that's done more for Welsh tourism than any production since How Green Was My Valley. John Barrowman is back as Captain Jack Harkness, surrounding himself with a crack team of experts to investigate the crimes beyond the skills of the Cardiff police—or indeed, the imagination of most mortal men. Darker and grimmer than Doctor Who, but never bleak, Torchwood brings sensibility of The X-Files into the twenty-first century with a compelling cast of characters whose stories grow and intertwine throughout the season. And when it clicks, it strikes dead aim at your heart and brain at the same time: stand-out episodes like "Captain Jack Harkness" and "Random Shoes" had me on the edge of my seat and reaching for my handkerchief to sniffle in at the same time.


#13: COVER GIRL Remember those old To Tell The Truth episodes where a panelist would exempt himself from the final round because he already knew the secret contestant? Well, in the interest of true and honest disclosure, Cover Girl co-creator Kevin Church (mastermind of BeaucoupKevin(dot)com) is a pal o' mine. And yet, I'm including his comic in my Fun Fifty. Or, as an instant message conversation 'tween yours little stuffed truly and that paragon of Pet Shop Boys fandom went:

bully: i have to decide what comics I'm going top put in my year-end Top Fifty.
kevin: Well, that's easy.
kevin: COVER GIRL #1-5
kevin: TEN TIMES EACH.


Well, I did have 49 other choices, Kevin, but you get one slot right here for your, co-creator Andrew Cosby, and artist Mateus Santolouco's fast-paced, funny, and beautifully drawn action adventure of an up-and-coming movie star and the gorgeous and deadly bodyguard assigned to protect him after he saves the wrong girl from a car crash. Cover Girl is both fast-paced and dense—this is not a fast five-minutes-per-issue read, and Church's genuinely funny yet believable dialogue rewards re-reading. For my money, it's the most entertaining Hollywood-based comic book since Crossfire. Someday, this will be a Hollywood film, and you can say you read it in comic book form before you bought the action figures and got the McDonald's Happy Meal.

Now can I have my tricycle back, Mister Church?


#12: THE ART OF BONE Jeff Smith goes for the hat trick and makes his third appearance on the Fun Fifty list with this dazzling oversized gift book covering the design and evolution of his award-winning Bone series. Beautiful full-color reproductions of covers minus logos, penciled roughs, extensive history and commentary, plus a large collection of Smith's college-era "Thorn" comic strips which inspired Bone. If you're a Boneophile, this is the closest thing to pure heaven—at least until Smith starts work on the sequel Bone 2: Electric Boogaloo.


#11: HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS In the course of the Fun Fifty, I've mentioned a few eagerly anticipated 2007 projects—but none have been so intensely awaited worldwide than the concluding volume of J. K. Rowling's Happy Potter series. We've followed Harry from age 11 to age 17 and bought billions of his books, and if you're a fan, the final adventure doesn't disappoint—the last standoff against Voldemort and his minions, a search for mystic talismans as well as the mysterious past of Dumbledore, and more deaths than an issue of What If?. I could be Scroogesque and complain about the massive infodump chapters, including one that brings the climatic battle to a complete halt while we rewind to the past of Harry's family, and that Rowling really could have used an editor in some sections, but I can't deny I awaited this book with increasing excitement the nearer its release approached, and that I devoured it in one night of eager reading...and that I read it all over again the next day. No spoilers here from me if you haven't read it, but the final three words of Deathly Hallows are not only a summation of Harry's life but also a reflection of our contentment with the entire saga.


Well, that's all, folks! The most fun comics, movies, books and all kindsa other stuff in 2007. I sure hope you enjoyed it, and you'll join me around this time next year when I look back at 2008 and tell you how much fun we had reading that Secret Invasion and Final Crisis thing, and how much we laughed in relief and joy when Stephanie Brown, Steve Rogers, and Mary Jane Watson-Parker all showed up together in the shower in the morning after a terrible long nightmare...

Oh, wait! Not done yet! There's ten more to come! So, tune in tomorrow and we'll take the final swing through the Ten Most Fun of 2007. There'll be laughter, and tears, and Skrulls. And this time...it's personal!


Saturday, July 21, 2007

Zzzzzz...snort...zzzz...


Zzzzzzzzz...zzz...snort...snort!



Uh! Oh! Oh! I fell asleep! I fell asleep and now it is past ten in the evening! Oh no! The bookstores have all closed again and now I won't be able to get my copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Oh nooooooo.



Wait a minute...what's that? What's this?



Could it be...?



Yes! Yes! It is! It's Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows!!!!



All was well.


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IIT IJS TIME TO GETW UP AND GOT TO BOKKSTORE

YAYAY ITTSS IS SMORNOJGN GET NUP JHOHN AND ATAKE ME TOK BOOKKSTORE

HOORAY IHOORAYAYY

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HEEY TEH SUN IS COMMING UUP

HEY THE SUSN N IS COMNIOG UP

IT B INS XDAYTIME IT IS STAUEDXAY MOIRNTG

CMONNNF WAKEN YUP JOHN WKA EUP IT ISS SATURDAY MORNJGN

IT BIS TIME T O GO TOT THE BOOKTGSOLRE TO GET IN L IN E FOR HARRYB PPOTRERE

SUNN INS OUTN SO PLEASEE GETNBUP ANBDN TAKE ME TO THE BOOKKSTYORE PLEEEEEESSSEEE


HAygsk terafu pbnah

i wnana gsftoa, nvzrtgs

wan fweosn tbavs leoafan[a lasgt of teh nnamm!!!%$&!!%$& WHYWYY


HYHA WNNAA HAHRTY PIOTTERR


i wnana go skleep

i wnanana gop sleep

iim so tired soos verty very tred but i cant gio tgo s,eep

WHYB CANATB I GO SLEEP?!!^&&*@


hellp i am scared

i think i hear ZOMBIES coming down teh street i thin k ZOBMIES are coming to get mee

please come up sun pelase make it daytime soon PLEEZE

why isnt it saturdy morning yet i want to go to sleep i wan it to be DAYTMIE

i wanna go to SLEEEP

adn i think i drabnk too much ovatltine


Oh wait...

...this isn't Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Askaban...

It's Zombies of Mora-Tau (1957): "Sailors try to salvage a sunken treasure guarded by zombie seamen."

Cool.


Yawnnnnnn.

I am tired. I am very tired. I am very very tired. My eyes are heavy and I can barely stay awake. I have such good positive thinking about being tired that I'm sure I will go to sleep any seco

Hey, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban is on cable now! Brilliant.


Wow, there is really nothing good on TV at 3:30 in the morning.

And what's on mostly stars Danny Bonaduce.


Separated at Birth: Hedwig and the Angry Yo-Yo

Well, I'm wide awake, so now is as good a time as any to do the usual Saturday Separated at Birth:

L: panel from The Books of Magic #1 (1990), written by Neil Gaiman, art by John Bolton
R: movie still from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001), based on the novel by J. K. Rowling (published June 1997)


Lest you misunderstand: absolutely no fingers hooves pointed. Neil himself "has been quoted as saying that any similarities between the two are largely superficial and most likely reflect the fact that both draw on common archetypes." (Wikipedia). And I like both, an awful, awful lot.

Just, always remember:



It's very quiet and everyone has gone to sleep. 'Cept me.

I wonder where John keeps the Oreos? And maybe I will make myself some Ovaltine. I'm sure that will relax me.

Hey, maybe I will re-read Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince again. I re-read it earlier this week but p'raps now I will pick up some clues about what will happen in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, don't you think?

Sometimes when you aren't sleepy, reading a book will put you right to sleep. I'm sure that will work for me. I just have to stop being so overexcited and jittery. Morning will come very fast if I can just relax!

Mmmmm, Ovaltine.


It is after midnight!

It's Saturday! It's after midnight! I am up and looking out the window and there are kids and adults on the street coming back from the bookstore and some of them are wearing wizard hats and waving wands and they are heading home and the have bookstore bags with big books stuffed inside them and they are laughing and smiling and so happy...

I am pressing my nose up against the window pane and hoping maybe someone will see me and bring me a copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Maybe if someone bought two by accident and...well, maybe if they don't want that extra copy, they will bring it up to me and...

Sigh. Back to bed. This time I will go to sleep for sure.


Friday, July 20, 2007

A little poem about Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Oh Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows,
Your exciting adventures I'd truly follow
You're a book I'd love to keep
If only I could get to sleep!

Okay. Okay. This time for sure. G'night everybody!


Urggggggggggg I can't sleep!

C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon

I WANNA GO TO SLEEEEEEEEP!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


Didja ever notice the harder you try to go to sleep...

...the more awake you are?

So, I shall fool Mister Morpheus by using reverse psychology on him. I will be awake now! Ho hum, I am not going to go to sleep at all. Here I am lying in bed in my fuzzy pajamas but I am going to stay wide awake! Don't you sprinkle sand in my little button eyes, you inverse-word-ballooned Robert Smith-look-alike! This little stuffed bull is wide awake! Haw!

Also, on second reflection p'raps it wasn't the best idea to have those three Starbuck's frappuccinos at 7:15 PM.


Okay, it surely must be past midnight by now.

(gets up, trots over to the clock, peers at it carefully)

Grrrrrrrrr.

(trots back to bed)


I'm just up getting a cup of water.

Don't mind me. I'll be asleep any moment now, and then...it'll be Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows time!

Slurp. Slurp. Mmmmm, good water. And now...to sleep!


What's that noise? Is it Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows?

What's that noise outside? I heard children laughing and shouting outside so I had to get out of bed, where I was just getting ready to go to sleep. I had to peer out of the blinds and see if maybe they had gotten ahold of their copies of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows yet. It's hard to tell even with my binoculars, so I started looking in the windows of the apartments across the street to see if anyone over there was reading it yet. Then John came in and took away my binoculars and told me if I kept doing that the neighbors will be calling the police on me, and despite my protests that I was just surveying the neighborhood for any early sign of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows activity, he sent me off to bed again. "It'll be morning before you know it, kiddo," he said, patting me on the head and tucking me in. "You go to sleep now."

I am trying now very hard to go to sleep.


I will be asleep any moment now.

Well, I'm still awake. I rolled over a bit in bed and stared at the ceiling for quite some time but I could not get to sleep, so I hopped out of bed and trotted over to my laptop to see if maybe while I was in bed they decided to release Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows four hours early, but no such luck.

John has looked up from watching Flight of the Conchords and said to me "I thought you were going to bed early tonight, Bully." I fixed him with my very stern stare and said "I am already in bed but simply taking a short break from sleeping," and then trotted back quickly with my laptop under my arm, just in case there is some breaking HP-early release news.

I am now going to totally go to sleep. When I wake up it will be morning and time to go to get Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Goodnight, everyone! Sweet dreams! I shall be dreaming of Quidditch and Cho Chang myself.