Friday, November 04, 2005

Ben Grimm totally rocks! Reasons #1-3

Why does Ben Grimm totally rock?

1. His amazing fashion sense. An ascot? Why not?
2. His self-assured way with the ladies.
3. His vocabulary is second to none.

Ladies and gentlemen, Ben Grimm, the ever-lovin' blue-eyed Thing. You know him, you love him. And now you know...three reasons why he totally rocks.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Snakes on a Plane mania continues unabated

Looks like I'm not the only one who is camping out at my local cineplex eagerly awaiting next summer's huge movie blockbuster Snakes on a Plane, starring Samuel L. "Get those snakes off my plane" Jackson!

These guys have begun selling t-shirts and other fine Café items emblazoned (my new word of the day!) with the icon of a snake on a plane:

Sure, they're probably doing these unofficially and will get sued by the makers of the megablockbuster Snakes on a Plane. If they're not careful Samuel L. "Dang! How did all these snakes get on a plane!" Jackson will come by and slap them around a little! Still, you have to admire the guys who got the idea to ride the Snakes on a Plane wagon all the way to, or at least towards, fortune. Go buy a t-shirt or a mousepad with a snake on a plane before Columbia Pictures shuts them down. (EDIT: too late!)

Snakes on a Plane!!!!!!!

Monday, October 31, 2005

Haloween Bonus Feature: Happy Halloween from BOO-ly!

Happy Halloween everyone! What are you going as for Halloween? I am going trick-or-treating dressed as a little devil. Bwah! I'm a scary devil! Bwah!

I sure hope that when I say "Trick or treat!" people do not say "Trick!" I hate that joke. Don't make silly jokes when there is yummy, yummy candy to be gathered!