Saturday, May 15, 2010

365 Days with Hank McCoy, Day 135

New X-Men #122
Panels from New X-Men #122 (March 2002), script by Grant Morrison; pencils by Frank Quitely; inks by Tim Townsend, Rich Perrotta and Sandu Florea; colors by HiFi Design, letters by Saida Temofonte



Saturday Morning Cartoon: Feed the Kitty


Merrie Melodies: Marc Antony and Pussyfoot in "Feed the Kitty" (1953), directed by Chuck Jones






Friday, May 14, 2010

365 Days with Hank McCoy, Day 134

Avengers #160
Panels from Avengers #160 (June 1977), script by Jim Shooter, pencils by George Perez, inks by Pablo Marcos, colors by Roger Slifer and David Anthony Kraft, letters by Denise Wohl



Thursday, May 13, 2010

Top Ten Other People The Sentry Has...um, you know.

10. Karen Page

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9. Nightcat

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8. Gwyneth Paltrow

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7. Princess Diana

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6. Trouble-era May Reilly and Mary Parker

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5. Numinus

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4. Motormouth

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3. Maggie Chascarrillo

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2. Squirrel Girl

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1. Collected Marvel Fandom

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365 Days with Hank McCoy, Day 133

UXM #6
Panel from [Uncanny] X-Men #6 (July 1964), script by Stan Lee, pencils by Jack Kirby, inks by Chic Stone, letters by Sam Rosen



Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Give the man a t-shirt

Chris Sims Was Right



Context here (5/6/10) and here (5/12/10). (Caution: spoiler.)

Here's one for your sidebar!



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365 Days with Hank McCoy, Day 132

MTU #38
Panel from Marvel Team-Up #38 (October 1975), script by Bill Mantlo, layouts by Sal Buscema, figures finished and inked by Mike Esposito, backgrounds finished and inked by Dave Hunt, colors by Janice Cohen, letters by Karen Mantlo



Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Prince Namor, Journalism Student

In journalism, the Five Ws is a concept in news style, research, and in police investigations that are regarded as basics in information-gathering. It is a formula for getting the "full" story on something. The maxim of the Five Ws (and one H) is that for a report to be considered complete it must answer a checklist of six questions, each of which comprises an interrogative word.Wikipedia

Who?

Namor and the Five Ws



What?

Namor and the Five Ws



Why?

Namor and the Five Ws



Where?

Namor and the Five Ws



How?

Namor and the Five Ws



Maybe another Who!

Namor and the Five Ws



And another What...oh, wait a minute, this really turns out to be just another Who.

Namor and the Five Ws



Why?

Namor and the Five Ws



And...Lucille?

Namor and the Five Ws



365 Days with Hank McCoy, Day 131

Amazing Adventures #12
Splash page of Amazing Adventures #12 (May 1972), script and colors by Steve Englehart, pencils by Tom Sutton, inks by Mike Ploog, letters by Artie Simek



Monday, May 10, 2010

Monday Night Murals: Now you're falling when you should've scaled back

Tonight: not merely a mural that's a triptych, but three mural triptychs! (A ninetych?) And it all starts with this OH NOES EVERYBODYS DEAD teaser image from late-1987's Marvel comics:

The Fall of the Mutants


Which only goes to prove: even in death, nobody likes being near Rahne Sinclair.

Whatever it looks like, this isn't the 1986 Mutant Massacre. Nor is it that popular miniseries Punisher/X-Men: Guess Who Gets Shot. No, this is "The Fall of the Mutants", and man, I'd say they've done more than just fall down there. Have a nice trip, Wolverine? See you next fall, Warlock? Falling down on the job, Cyclops? Hey Marvel Girl, did you...eh, I'm not gonna do the whole group of 'em. And I'm not going to sum up the story (but here's Uncanny X-Net's well-done summary of the whole mutant-maimin' mayhem). All you have to know is this: triptych murals off the starboard bough, cap'n!:

The Fall of the Mutants
Page from Marvel Age #59 (February 1988)


Now that Kyle Baker's such a huge star, isn't it fun to see where he got his sta...hey, wait a minute! For once that joke actually works! Anyway, here's at least one sign that Marvel knew its fans were interested in unusual and quirky cover design: a news story in Marvel Age specifically devoted to the fact that each of the three X-series would feature a mural of three covers during the Fall of the Mutants event. (And despite what it says right there, I'm pretty sure these were never released as posters.)

The stories didn't cross over, but simply followed a simultaneous path of events through hardship, downfall and resurrection (in some books more literally than others), themes which also parallel the three covers of each series. For X-ample, here's the flagship of the mutant line (Remember when there were only three mutant series? Hah! Me neither!)—Uncanny X-Men!

The Fall of the Mutants

Covers of Uncanny X-Men #225-227 (January-March 1988), art by Marc Silvestri and Dan Green
(Click picture to Fred Dukes-size)


The X-Men mural is probably my least favorite of the three: except for a few stray lightning bolts, there really isn't any connectivity to the thing. Far be it for this little stuffed bull to call Marc Silvestri a big cheatypants, but

Oh, what the heck. CHEATYPANTS!!!

But, you gotta love 80s Dazzler's oh-so-casual pose on the cover of #225. "Yeah, my teammates are fighting for their lives, but how do I look? Cool?" She wears her sunglasses at night, I bet. Also, the middle cover proves that Colossus has bones in his organic metal form. And also that Storm has the femurs of Kate Moss.

Let's mosey over on to the kids' table and check out how the Li'l Rascals New Mutants are handling all this mutant-falling:

The Fall of the Mutants

Covers of New Mutants #59-61 (January-March 1988), art by Bret Blevins and Terry Austin
(Click picture to New Mutants Special Edition Karma-size)


Hey looks, kids, early appearance of Bird Boy. Now that he's so popular, isn't it fun to see where he got his start? (See, that's how you do that joke.) As far as I can tell, this is all the New Mutants' wacky adventures on the Island of Dr. Moreau, starting with them fighting a Basil Wolverton EC creature to the day at the beach where Dani Moonstar buried her friends in the sand and then got sand in her eye, and then, they all got new costumes and flew off while a giant squid waved at them—I dunno, your guess is as good as mine. Oh! And Doug Ramsey dies. Maybe I oughta read these issues someday.

But my favorite of the three triptychs is this one from X-Factor:

The Fall of the Mutants

Covers of X-Factor #24-26 (January-March 1988), art by Walt Simsonson
(Click picture to Apocla-size)


Hoo boy, now that's one of my favorite murals of all time from one of the X-books! It didn't hurt that this was the middle of an amazingly strong run on X-Factor with art by Walt Simsonson and scripts by Louise Simonson (possibly related? Must investigate further). I love this run a lot—if you did, too, check out Weezie's current-day X-Factor Forever, which continues the unfinished plots she had for the team. Sadly it's without Walt's artwork, but maybe he can be coaxed into an annual or two.

That Simonson artwork is great, and my image-linking is a crooked, so let's see it again in this black-and-white version printed in Modern Masters: Walter Simonson. As usual, make with the clickety-click to biggedy-big:

The Fall of the Mutants


Anyway, at the end of this Fallin' Mutants event-o-rama, the X-Men were presumed dead, invisible to electronic devices (which made it really hard to get into supermarkets), and living in Australia, where they had their secret headquarters in the larger-on-the-inside pouch of some magic kangaroo or something. The New Mutants, seeimgly ecstaic that they're rid of Doug "Of course I can speak Bocce!" Ramsey, took their first step into the larger world of being taken over by Rob Liefeld and kicking off the 1990s with really big guns and a lot of little pouches, and X-Factor became so popular that they got a Manhattan parade which was attended by the New Fantastic Four and Dr. Doom. They also got nifty new costumes—and now here I'm not being mocking: I think these new uniforms featured in all their colorful glory on X-Factor #26 were the best these characters had had before or until Grant Morrison raided their closets and threw out all the spandex.

So there you go: "Fall of the Mutants," the X-Men event so momentous it not only requires three murals to cover it, but also its own trading card:

Fall of the Mutants



365 Days with Hank McCoy, Day 130

GeNext #5
Panel from the spoof backup in GeNext #5 (February 1997), script by Barry Dutter, art by Marie Severin



Sunday, May 09, 2010

Ten of a Kind: Never meta comic I didn't like





















(More Ten of a Kind here.)