As you may have seen
last night, March 31: Superman has
the most boring-ass diary in the world!
from "The Night of March 31st!" from Superman #145 (DC, May 1961), script by Jerry Siegel, pencils by Curt Swan, inks by Sheldon Moldoff
You know, what is it that Supergirl has or hasn't done between this story back to her arrival on Earth in
Action #252 (May 1959) to deserve being still hidden under a Kryptonite curtain? I'm guessing Kal-El needed that extra time in order to clear all the legal ownerships on that "S" shield so Kara can never make any money off her likeness. Wow, that clever, clever Clark! Also: that dirty, rotten Clark!
Superman hurries to the Planet and does his best impersonation of Kool-Aid:
Apparently Lori Lemaris has grown a pair...
of legs! Say, I wonder if that singing crab is anywhere around here?
Ha ha ha! It's just as I predicted...Supergirl reveals herself! She's had it up to
there...no, there...wait...
here, with Kal-El! You can tell he's mad because he took some time to change into his comfortable Sears casual slacks.
Then, ownership of
Super-Pets is transferred! This might be a weird, weird, day. Still, any appearance of
Streaky the Super-Cat is welcome as far as I'm concerned. And it isn't even Caturday!
It's a madhouse, I tell you!
A MADHOUSE!
Anticipating
that issue of John Byrne's Superman where Lois dates Mr. Mxyzptlk, Lois...um...
dates Mr. Mxyzptlk! Yep, it's true...
chicks dig the fifth dimension.
Consternation, uproar! Supes and Mxy square off! Hey, judge...he's got a
foreign object in the ring...a ball o'
Red Kryptonite! Oh no! Superman will turn into a clock or a grand piano or Senator Estes Kefauver! You just can never predict what Red Kryptonite will do to Superman
unless you look at the cover of the comic book.
Oh, there's a
poster in it! I wonder what that poster will be!
No, no, no. Not
that poster,
this poster:
Now, let's visit Lana Lang, who is now acting like a complete jerk. So,
regular ordinary Lana Lang, then.
Superman's pals arrive to save the day! Notably absent: Jimmy Olsen, fair-weather friend that he is.
Thus:
THE GREATEST PANEL IN COMIC BOOK HISTORY:
Yes, folks, it's the
only Superman story* that ends with a "plop!"
*Aside from some copies of "For the Man Who Has Everything."
Now, 'round about this time
the Duke Boys were in a mess o' trouble you may be wondering
What the Sam Scratch is going on here? Characters acting out of character, drawn incorrectly, canon completely violated...why yes, it's a
Rob Liefeld story!
No, actually, to save you the trouble of turning your computer monitor upside-down (I tried it and I do
not recommend it), here's the editorial explanation: those Superman creators just gone plain
insane!
Why, it's an
April Fool's gag with lots of deliferate mistales. Can you spot them all? Well, I
did notice Lois said "sorry" to Clark...now
that's out of character!
I wonder how much of this story was inspired by DC's letter columns at the time, which mostly seemed to consist of readers complaining that they'd spotted a mistake in the comic book.
It only costs a dime, you ingrates!
Yep, here's the editors baiting the readers. "G'wan, ya comic book-readin' ninnies! We
dare you to spot the mistakes!"
A few issues later (in
Supes #148), the fans react!
Now here's the round-up and the winners. Say, Linda Strickland, we sure hope you still have that gorgeous Curt Swan original art! I'll take it off your hands for a couple bucks.
This
still is not in any way the complete list of mistakes in the story. I highly recommend hunting down the full story and finding the mistakes yourself! (It was republished in
Adventure Comics #339,
The Greatest Superman Stories Ever Told, and
Showcase Presents: Superman v.2. It's well worth checking out...it's a
fun story, and that's what we here at Comics Oughta Be Fun! love the best.
And that's no April Fool!
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