It is after midnight!

It's Saturday! It's after midnight! I am up and looking out the window and there are kids and adults on the street coming back from the bookstore and some of them are wearing wizard hats and waving wands and they are heading home and the have bookstore bags with big books stuffed inside them and they are laughing and smiling and so happy...

I am pressing my nose up against the window pane and hoping maybe someone will see me and bring me a copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Maybe if someone bought two by accident and...well, maybe if they don't want that extra copy, they will bring it up to me and...

Sigh. Back to bed. This time I will go to sleep for sure.