It's just another day in Metropolis...a day where Lois Lane survives a
grenade attack...in her underwear!



Panels from Superman Family #212 (December 1981)
...and on a day when Jimmy Olsen escapes from a deathtrap
in his underwear...
...is the same day that Clark Kent watches
Lou Grant.
Let's look at another day. Today, Lois Lane escapes being kidnapped by a gun-wielding crazy maniac taxi driver (in other words, a
taxi driver):

...and Jimmy Olsen takes out a pair of organized criminal weasels using only his wits an an Ikea
Kvart lamp!
It's the same day that
Clark Kent sneezes.
"Oh, come on," you're saying. "It's not fair to judge what Clark does...after all, we should look at what
Superman is up to!" Well, reasonable enough...
Oh, good work, Superman. You
re-heated a cup of coffee.
So: your fine Superman line of comic books from DC! We all know who
the star of them is, don't we?
Yes, truly, this was
The Greatest Lois Lane Story Ever.