Sunday, May 03, 2015

Today in Comics History: The original Free Comics Day gives away over 20,000 feet of folded manuscript comics



Panels from Understanding Comics (1993); script, pencils, and inks by Scott McCloud; letters by Bob Lappan

Saturday, May 02, 2015

Psylocke Psaturday: Warning: Psylocke May Not Actually Appear in This Post


I often joke in these (digital) pages: "Hey, remember when there was only one X-Men comic?" I mean: how the Sam Scratch could they ever have a crossover event with only one comic? Luckily by the early '90s there was a fine assortment of titles that began with "X" on your comic book shop shelf, and for that matter one of 'em began with "N," one with "E," and one began with "Wolver." Most of which would somehow get tied up in the x-citing x-over x-Travangza The X-Tinction Agenda,, the Marvel event that taught a generation how to misspell the word "extinction!" And also produced house ads that were nigh-invulnerable to reading comprehension. The X-Men: blocking the literacy of America's youth since 1963!



Teniversary Countdown #24: And away goes Spidey, down the drain

Continuing the exciting countdown to my tenth anniversary of blogging by posting panels from comic books' tenth issues!


Panel from Howard the Duck (1976 series) #10 (March 1977), script by Steve Gerber, pencils by Gene Colan, inks by Steve Leialoha, colors by Janice Cohen, letters by Jim Novak

365 Days of Star Wars Comics, Day 122: Han-to-Han Combat


Panel from the Star Wars newspaper strip story "Traitor's Gambit," published from January 4-March 7, 1982, as reprinted in Classic Star Wars #8 (April 1993), script by Archie Goodwin, pencils and inks by Al Williamson, art retouch for comic book publication by Allen Nunis, colors for comic book publication by Steve Buccellato

Friday, May 01, 2015

Avengers: Age of Magnets

If you had asked me before I saw the movie, I would not have guessed that out of all Stan Lee's early-Marvel Age corny goofball gimmicks that could possibly make it into Avengers: Age of Ultron, it would be this one:

CAPTAIN AMERICA'S SHIELD-RETRIEVING GLOVE MAGNETS


Which — it's canon, fanboys! — debuted in Avengers #6. Soon after the publication of this seminal comic book, every kid in the neighborhood was sticking refrigerator magnets to their cuffs and throwing trash can lids around. Cultural response was rapid: every dad in America yelled "Stop throwing trash can lids around!"



Panels from The Avengers (1963 series) #6 (July 1964), script by Stan Lee, pencils by Jack Kirby, inks by Chic Stone, colors by Stan Goldberg, letters by Sam Rosen

Yes, Captain Amagnetica's Merics America's Magnets! Designed to make his shield always return to him in those early days before a Roy Thomas retcon revealed that the shield was actually made of pure boomerang! Yes, magnets, the miracle invention that always work!


Panel from "Captain America" in Tales of Suspense #59 (November 1964), co-plot and script by Stan Lee, co-plot and pencils by Jack Kirby, inks by Chic Stone, letters by Sam Rosen

Yes, as Howard Stark's contemporary Diet Smith was often heard to intone, to anybody who was unlucky enough to get cornered by him at a party: The nation that controls magnetism controls the universe! Voila:


But it took billionaire playboy scientific genius Tony Stark, winner of the George Sanders Slimmest Mustache of 1964 Award, to steal adapt Smith's designs and turn them into a powerful weapon for Cap, which he was not allowed to put anywhere near Tony's collection of Mamas and the Papas 8-track tapes.


Panel from "The Army of Assassins Strikes!" in Tales of Suspense #60 (December 1964), script by Stan Lee, pencils by Jack Kirby, inks by Chic Stone, letters by Artie Simek

And so that, comics history buffs, is why we see Cap use magnets in every single one of his appearances for, um, three months during the sixties, and then not again until today. Because they're goofy.


Panels from "Break-Out in Cell Block 10!" in Tales of Suspense #62 (February 1965), script by Stan Lee, pencils by Jack Kirby, inks by Chic Stone, letters by Artie Simek

Aw, don't pout, Cap! You'll always have a magnetic attraction to me! And Tony Stark continued to sweep the George Sanders Award annual until an upset loss in the early 1980s to John Waters. And now you know...the rest...of the story.

Hey, does this count as KirbyTech? It doesn't? OH FOR PETE'S SAKE.

Teniversary Countdown #25: How comic books destroyed the Avengers

This month, (nearly) all month, favorite panels from the tenth issues of my favorite comic book series, in celebrating of my encroaching tenth anniversary of blogging! Frankly, I am not at all certain how I did blogging during those first four years.

Kicking it off, seein' as it's National Avenging Day or somethin' like that, some panels from the tenth issue of The Avengers!


Panels from Avengers (1963 series) #10 (November 1964), script by Stan Lee, pencils by Don Heck, inks by Dick Ayers, colors probably by Stan Goldberg, letters by Sam Rosen

Yes, folks, Immortus, Master of Time, using an ad in a comic book to ensure his victory over the Avengers. I like to think it would go...a little something like this:

FLO STEINBERG: Hello sir, welcome to Marvel Comics. How can I help you?
IMMORTUS: I have returned! I trust I am not to late to place this "advertisement" on the back page of all your "comic magazines"?
FLO: Um, no, actually, not at all. In fact, we were just closing the ad deadlines on our next issues. You're just in time.
IMMORTUS: Excellent! Victory shall be mine!

(two hours later:)
FLO STEINBERG: Hello sir, welcome to Marvel Comics. How can I help you?
IMMORTUS: I am Immortus, Master of Time! And I have come to place this "advertisement" on the back page of all your "comic magazines!"
FLO: Oooh, I'm sorry, Mister Mortus, but we just sent all this month's issues to the printer. Our ad deadline was two hours ago!
IMMORTUS: Curses! (storms out)
STAN LEE: Who was that, Flo?
FLO: I don't know, boss. Never seen him before.

365 Days of Star Wars Comics, Day 121: There's a little Captain in all of us


Cover of Star Wars (1977 Marvel series) #94 (April 1985), pencils and inks by Cynthia Martin

The 1987 2015 Marvel Age Calendar for Marvel-ous May!

May 1987 calendar from the back cover of Marvel Age #53 (August 1987),
script by Mike Carlin, pencils and inks by Ron Zalme, colors by Paul Becton

(Click picture to Mega-May-Size!)

Thursday, April 30, 2015

365 Days of Star Wars Comics, Day 120: Bibbity Bobbity Artoo


Panel from Star Wars: Droids (1994 limited series) #4 (July 1994), script by Dan Thorsland, pencils by Bill Hughes, inks by Andy Mushynsky, colors by Pamela Rambo, letters by Steve Dutro

Today in Comics History, April 30: Eventual invention of the ATM ruins whodunit

The piercing green eyes of ex-Batgirl boyfriend Jason Bard have spotted a clue!


Hey, remember before the energy crisis when we used to let Daylight Standard Time run all April? Not anymore, of course. So thanks a heap, Jimmy Carter.



NO I DIDN'T SPOT THE CLUE SO STOP RUBBING IT IN

And that's enough to convict a man. Or at least punch a man. Whichever is more fun.


from "Case of the Loaded Case!" in Detective Comics #472 (DC, November 1972), script by Frank Robbins, pencils by Don Heck, inks by Joe Giella, letters by Milt Snapinn

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Bully Eats Food: Raisins

To heck with this "Nature's Candy" nonsense, I want a chocolate bar.


365 Days of Star Wars Comics, Day 119: Meanwhile on Remulac


Panels from Star Wars (Dark Horse 1998 series) #1 (December 1998), script by Jan Strnad, pencils by Anthony Winn, inks by Robert Jones, colors by Dave Nestelle, color separations by Guy Major, letters by Michael Taylor

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

365 Days of Star Wars Comics, Day 118: From the creators of "Open the blast doors!"


Panels from Star Wars: Rebellion #4 (July 2006), script by Rob Williams, pencils and inks by Brandon Badeaux, colors by Wil Glass, letters by Michael Heisler


Monday, April 27, 2015

Today in Comics History, April 27, 1986: First Bi-Annual Commemoration of Death of Robin II (Observed)


from Batman Annual (1961 series) #25 (DC, May 2006), script by Judd Winick, pencils by Shane Davis, inks by Mark Morales, colors by Alex Sinclair, letters by Travis Lanham

Yep, Jason Todd died on April 27. And not at all on September 15.

Today in Comics History, April 27, 1949: One out of two doctors recommend cigarettes for their patients who smoke


from "Fright!" in Astonishing #3 (Marvel/Atlas, April 1951), script by Hank Chapman (?), pencils and inks by Bill LaCava

365 Days of Star Wars Comics, Day 117: Ahsoka Tano is Awesome, Exhibit A


Panels from Star Wars: The Clone Wars #1 (September 2008), script by Henry Gilroy, pencils by Scott Hepburn, inks by Dan Parsons, colors by Michael E. Wiggam, letters by Michael Heisler

Sunday, April 26, 2015

Today in Comics History, April 26, 1777: History momentarily distracts Veronica Lodge from shopping


from "The Missing Monument" in Archie at Riverdale High #37 (Archie, July 1976), pencils by Bob Bolling, inks by Chic Stone, letters by Bill Yoshida

365 Days of Star Wars Comics, Day 116: Focus Group Testing in the Star Wars Universe


Panels from "A Death Star is Born" in Star Wars Tales #4 (June 2000), script by Kevin Rubio, pencils and inks by Lucas Marangon, colors by Dave Nestelle, letters by Vickie Williams

Saturday, April 25, 2015

Today in Comics History, April 25, 1986: Nick Fury and Bruce Banner play a game of "Horrifying Trivial Pursuit"


from Incredible Hulk (2000 series) #89 (January 2006), script by Daniel Way, pencils and inks by Keu Cha, colors by William Murai, letters by Randy Gentile

Today in Comics History Future, April 25, 2024: Worlds will live, worlds will die, but newspapers will still be around


from The Flash "Pilot" (DC Entertainment/Warner Bros. Television, October 7, 2014), script by Andrew Kreisberg and Geoff Johns, directed by David Nutter

365 Days of Star Wars Comics, Day 115: For those of us who have never gotten over our Carrie Fisher crush


Cover of Princess Leia #1 (May 2015), pencils by Terry Dodson, inks and colors by Rachel Dodson

Friday, April 24, 2015

Today in Comics History, April 24, 1862: New Orleans only temporarily stops serving alcohol


from "Brother Against Brother" in Attack #54 (Charlton, October 1958), script by Joe Gill (?), pencils and inks by Sid Check

365 Days of Star Wars Comics, Day 114: George Lucas finally writes convincing dialogue


Panels from Star Wars: Tales of the Jedi #2 (November 1993), script by Tom Veitch, pencils by Chris Gossett, inks by Mike Barreiro, colors by Pamela Rambo, letters by Willie Schubert

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Today in Comics History, April 23, 1960: Milton Bradley invents the game "Battleship"


from "Log of the Snorkel Wolf Pack" in Atomic War! #3 (Ace, February 1953), pencils and inks by Sol Brodsky (?), with Keuffel & Esser Leroy lettering

365 Days of Star Wars Comics, Day 113: A rare Star Wars universe cameo appearance by Man-E-Faces


Panels from Star Wars: Republic #47 (November 2002), script by John Ostrander, pencils by C.P. Smith, inks by Jasen Rodriguez, colors and letters by Joe Wayne

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Today in Comics History, April 22: Lenin read a book by Marx, which he got for his birthday

PREVIOUSLY: on Bully's Today in Comics History™:


from Batman #447 (DC, May 1990), script by Marv Wolfman, pencils by Jim Aparo, inks by Mike DeCarlo, colors by Adrienne Roy, letters by John Costanza

Yesterday was the Day Before Lenin's Birthday, which makes today...


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR VLADIMIR ILYICH ULYANOV BETTER KNOWN TO THE WORLD AS LENIN


Say, in celebration of Ol' Beardy, let's look at little-known-Lenin-fact #1917: Lenin was killed by an alien.


from the Timequake story in Starlord Summer Special 1978 (IPC, 1978), script by Willie Patterson, pencils and inks by John Cooper, letters by Steve Potter

But luckily, for the rest of his career he was impersonated by a shape-hanging alien princess.


It's just like they always say: if you say you want a revolution, you need Lennon Lenin!


So anyway: happy birthday to Lenin, The Second-to-Last Man on Earth!


from Y: The Last Man #55 (May 2007), script by Brian K. Vaughan, pencils by Pia Guerra, inks by José Maryann Jr., colors by Zylonol, letters by Clem Robins

365 Days of Star Wars Comics, Day 112: Jabba really loves his chocolate pudding



Panels from Star Wars (1977 Marvel series) #88 (October 1984), script by Jo Duffy, pencils by Bob McLeod, inks by Tom Palmer, colors by Julianna Ferriter, letters by Rick Parker

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Today in Comics History, April 21: Happy Lenin's Birthday Eve


from Batman #447 (DC, May 1990), script by Marv Wolfman, pencils by Jim Aparo, inks by Mike DeCarlo, colors by Adrienne Roy, letters by John Costanza

365 Days of Star Wars Comics, Day 111: Hot Naked Droid Action


Panels from Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace Manga #1 (December 1999); script, pencils, and inks by Kia Asamiya; letters by Tom Orzechowski

Monday, April 20, 2015

365 Days of Star Wars Comics, Day 110: Cones of Shame in the Star Wars Universe


from the Mother Goose and Grimm comic strip (April 25, 2014), script and art by Mike Peters

Today in Comics History, April 20: f u cn rd ths, u cn bcm th flsh


from "A Day in the Life of the Flash" in Bizarro World graphic novel (DC, February 2005), script by Eddie Campbell; pencils, inks, and letters by by Paul Grist; colors by Phil Elliott

Sunday, April 19, 2015

Today in Comics History, April 19, 1861: Giant green-suited man tramples city


from "Brother Against Brother" in Attack #54 (Charlton, October 1958), script by Joe Gill (?), pencils and inks by Sid Check

365 Days of Star Wars Comics, Day 109: General Grievous detonates the Kirby Bomb


Panels from Star Wars: General Grievous #2 (April 2005), script by Chuck Dixon, pencils by Rick Leonardi, inks by Mark Pennington, colors by Lucas Marangon and Michelle Madsen, lettersfby Dave Lanphear

Today in Comics History, April 19: Happy birthday, Ambush Bug!

Born on this day in 1962: that fourth-wall breakin' Ambush Bug! Have a great day and say hello to She-Hulk while you're back there, Buggy!


from Ambush Bug #1 (June 1988), plot and pencils by Keith Giffen, script by Robert Fleming, inks by Bob Oksner, colors by Tony Tollin, letters by John Costanza

Today in Comics History, April 19, 1775: Revolutionary soldiers defend their delicious grape jelly


from "At Concord Bridge" in I Am the Guard one-shot (Johnstone & Cushing, November 1960), art by Neal Adams (?!?)