Today in Comics History, July 14, 1789: Now that's how you do a revolution

from "Scoops...Pictures to Remember!" in Real Fact Comics #11 (DC, November 1947), pencils and inks by George Roussos (?)

Today in Comics History, July 14: Il n'y a pas d'espoir dans Ruelle du Crime

de Bandes Dessinées de Détective qui sort une fois par an (série de 2018) no. 2 (Bandes Dessinées Détective, Juillet 2019), scénario par Peter J. Tomasi, crayons et encres par Travis Moore et Max Raynor, couleurs par Tamra Bonvillain et Nick Filardi

365 Days of Defiance, Day 195 and Today in Comics History, July 14, 1941: Cheese-Eating Resistance Guerillas

from "The True Story of Jean Hopper, V-Agent 13" in V...- Comics #1 (Fox, January 1942), pencils and inks by John Owen

Today in Comics History, Bastille Day, July 14: Arkham Asylum's cafeteria mistakenly serves French toast to Calendar Man

from Batman: Arkham Unhinged #44 (DC, September 2012), script by Karen Traviss, pencils and inks by Riccardo Burchielli, colors by Alejandro Sanchez, letters by Travis Lanham

366 jours avec Alfred Pennyworth, spécial pour le 14 juillet: Jour cent quatre-vingt-seize

In celebration of Bastille Day, Alfred's gone continental today! Bonjour, M. Pennyworth!



pages de "Les 'Souris' Dansent" dans Batman Poche #44 (Sage/Sagédition, 3e trimestre 1982), le scénario par Bob Rozakis et Roy Thomas, crayonné par José Luis Garcia-Lopez, encrage par Frank McLaughlin, coloration par Adrienne Roy
And a special merci to Bully-Buddy Brian for providing the French Batman comics to scan! Vous êtes merveilleux, Brian! I know I should've used "tu" there because he's my pal, but my French isn't that good.

Dizaines d'une sorte No. 223, spécial pour le 14 juillet: Ten French comics and not one Jerry Lewis

Happy Bastille Day! And to celebrate, here's Ten of a French Kind! Oo la la!











Regardez celui-ci également.. Et ici. Et ici.

(More Ten of a Kind here.)

365 Jours Avec Henri McCoy, spécial pour le 14 juillet: jour nombre 195

from X-Men: Endangered Species one-shot (August 2007), script by Mike Carey, pencils by Scot Eaton, inks by John Dell, colors by Frank D'Armata, letters by Joe Caramagna
Aw, c'mon, why don't we all sing along? You know the words, ne c'est pas?


from Casablanca (Warner Bros, 1942), written by Julius J. Epstein, Philip G. Epstein, and Howard Koch, directed by Michael Curtiz

Bastille Day Special: That fatal kiss is all we need

Hey, as long as we're talking about the Eiffel Tower...


Duran Duran music video for "A View to a Kill" (EMI/Capitol, May 1985), song written by Duran Duran, John Barry, and Monty Norman, music video directed by Kevin Godley and Lol Creme; featuring footage from the James Bond movie A View to a Kill (MGM/UA Entertainment/United International Pictures, May 1985), script by Richard Maibaum and Michael G. Wilson, directed by John Glen, starring Roger Moore and Grace Jones

Dizaines d'une sorte No. 167, spécial pour le 14 juillet: Might as well leap!

Bonjour, mes amis! Eet is moi, Batroc ze Leapair! And eef zair is a day which makes ze Leapair's heart jump jus' that petit extra, eet is today, Bastille Day! Ah, Bastille Day, where there zhall be much rejoicing in ze streets of ma beloved Paree, ze petite enfants running zhruogh ze parks zetting off firecrackers. Blam, zey go! Boom! It ees alzo ze day when le président, 'e ceases with ze ethnic slurs for just ze one day. Pairhaps un jolie mademoiselle zhall spy Batroc as 'e drinks 'is café au lait, lonely at ze restaurant where 'e bides away ze Bastille Day by 'imself. Pairhaps she zhall step up to Batroc and she zhall say..."Bonjour, m'sieur! Je m'appelle Marie. Ca va?" And zen I zhall say, 'Ca va." And I will sweep hair into my arms and make ze mad passionate love to her entire body. Because Batroc ees not only ze leapair...Batroc is also ze lovair!

While Batroc ees doing that zhing, merci enjoy zee le blog de petit taureau, for 'e 'as allowed me...Batroc ze Leapair...to once again create a Dizaines d'une sorte for all of you, all featuring l'Tour Eiffel! Eet even begins with Batroc 'imself on one of ze covairs! Zo remembair...Bastille Day, eet is not just for ze cutting of zee neck...eet is alzo for ze beating of ze heart!











Regardez celui-ci également. Et.

(Sacre orange! Zair is more Dizaines d'une sorte dans cet endroit.)

A Wodehouse a Week #55, Bastille Day Special: French Leave

Bonjour, ma petit fromages! Je m'appelle Petit Taureau, et la boîte de crayon de ma tante est sous la table de mon cousin. Allons enfants de la Patrie, le jour de gloire est arrivé. Contre nous, de la tyrannie...well, you get the picture. Today is Bastille Day, and to celebrate the occasion in a way that won't have you losing your head, this week's Wodehouse is the aptly named French Leave (1956). To a Francophile little stuffed bull, that's nearly as good as French toast or French fries, and to heck with those who say this book should be titled Freedom Leave. As Wodehouse himself says in a witty introduction:

A word on the title. I have not actually come across them, but I assume that everybody who has written a novel with a French setting must have called it what I have called mine. I wonder my American publisher did not change it. Changing titles is an occupational disease with American publishers. As A. A. Milne said when they altered the title of his Autobiography from It's Too Late Now to What Luck, 'This is a habit of American publishers. I fancy that the Order of Installation—taken— (as I see it) in shirt sleeves, with blue pencil upheld in right hand, ends "And I do solemnly swear that whatsoever the author shall have called any novel submitted to me, and however suitable his title shall be, I will immediately alter it to one of my own choosing, thus asserting by a single stroke the dignity of my office and my own independence.

Wodehouse's jab is curious—not so much that he takes one at American publishers, who frequently changed his UK titles, sometimes somewhat charmlessly—but more curious is his reference to Milne. By the time this book and later introduction had been written, Milne was well-known as one of Wodehouse's most aggressive critics. He accused Wodehouse of being a traitor for Wodehouse's ill-advised broadcasts for the Germans during the time Wodehouse was a prisoner of war. Wodehouse got his own back by creating some fairly fanglike parodies of Milne's verse, but perhaps it's not all that surprising: despite their personal argument, both continued to enjoy and appreciate the work of the other. Milne passed his love of Wodehouse onto his children, which means that at some point we might picture Christopher Robin reading Wodehouse alongside Pooh. A stuffed animal reading Wodehouse? Inconceivable!


Wodehouse wraps up the introduction to French Leave with:

For some reason French Leave got by and joined all the other French Leaves. I can only hope it will be found worthy to be included in the list of the Best Hundred Books Entitled French Leave.

The novel itself is a bit of an unusual departure for Wodehouse: rather than a young charming man as its protagonist, a pair of young charming women—the Trent sisters, Jo and Terry, accompanied by their older, slightly-sour sister Kate—take center stage. When les soeurs Trent come into some money (from the sale of their late father's play to a television producer), there's no way they'll take sensible Kate's suggestion to bank the green for a rainy day. Nope, the Trent girls are heading to the seaside resorts of France for an all-out holiday, and if they happen to fall in love and find themselves suitable husbands, all the better a vacation!

Complicating their love-pursuits (isn't that always the case!) are some of Wodehouse's most continental characters, a rarity for this very English of writers. Wodehouse has a wonderful teaser at the end of the first chapter, as the Trent girls prepare to leave their New York chicken farm for les plages de Français:

The new moon hung in the sky like a silver sickle, and Terry, as she stood in the little garden outside the kitchen door, bowed to it three times. She found herself a little breathless. She was wondering what the future had in store for her.

Among the things which the future had in store for her were that exuberant old gentleman, the Marquis de Maufringneuse, his son the Comte d'Escrignon, Mrs Winthrop Pegler of Park Avenue and Newport, Frederick ('Butch') Carpenter, majority stockholder in the well-known sparkling table-water, Fizzo, J. Russell Clutterbuck of the publishing house Winch and Clutterbuck, and last but not least—the bonne-bouche, as it were—Pierre Alexandre Boissonade, Commissaire of Police.

They're all wonderfully colorful characters, but focus for un moment upon Le Marquis de Maufringneuse, or, as he's known throughout the novel, Old Nick. A rogue, a little bit of a con man, perpetually down on his luck but never down in his spirits, Old Nick is the anti-Uncle Fred of French Leave—responsible for much of the chaos and consternation, not to mention hampering the romantic life of his son, Jeff (the Comte d'Escrignon). Jeff is (like so many Wodehouse heroes) an honest, likeable writer, typing away on the great American French novel, and just on the verge of hitting it big when publisher J. Russell Clutterbuck (please don't say it three times fast) falls in love with the novel as much as Jeff falls in love with Terry Trent—and she with him, although there's much plot in the way to untangle before they can clasp each other in their arms and murmur sweet French coos of love in each other's ears.

Much of the novel's humor comes from what seems like an unusual character for Wodehouse: the Commisonaire of Police Pierre Alexandre Boissonade, a Clouseau-esque character with an inflated sense of his own gallic importance and an mild streak of larceny. As one of Wodehouse's few pure-French characters, it might be easy to sneer and turn up one's nose at his poking fun at the French. But, let's face it: the British, and the Americans come in for just the same sort of good-natured parody in this novel (and other Wodehouses), and if you're offended, you're paying too much attention. This is a light and frothy romance set among the hotels, casinos, and beaches of Southern France. Add to the mix (and stir vigorously) the usual imposing matrons and befuddled millionaires, and garnish with a love story for the other Trent girls as well, and it's the perfect celebration of la vie en rose. You can almost see this as a light-hearted 1950s romantic comedy: Audrey Hepburn as Terry, Gregory Peck as Jeff, and maybe Maurice Chevalier as Old Nick...probably with a soundtrack by Henry Mancini, too, now that I think of it. I'd certainly see it, especially with slightly risqué scenes like this:

'Hoy!' said the voice.

Terry was a sweet-natured girl, but even sweet-natured girls can be ruffled. The shock had made her bite her tongue, and she spoke with a good deal of asperity.

'Who's that? You scared me stiff,' she said, thought fearing that the rebuke would be wasted on what was presumably an untutored Frenchman.

The voice uttered a whoop of joy.

'Gosh! For Pete's sake! Are you American?'

'I am.'

'Thank Go! I thought I should have to explain the situation in French, and I only know about two words of French.'

'What situation would that be?'

'I'm in a spot. It's like this...' A sudden alarm sized the voice. 'Hoy!' it said. It seemed to be his favourite word. 'You aren't coming any closer, are you?'

'Not if you don't want me to.'

'You see, I haven't any pants on.'

'Any what?'

'Pants, trousers.'

Terry was conscious of a quick thrill. She was a girl who liked things to be interesting, and she found this human drama into which she had stumbled fraught with interest.

Still, among the usual humorous dialogue and funny descriptions—and perhaps fitting for a country alive with the sound of the language of love—there's more than the usual romance, and romantic writing, in French Leave:

'Did you have a good swim?' asked Kate.

'Splendid," said Terry. 'And I've met the young man who looks like Gregory Peck. He's a Count.'

'He would be!'

'Well, he has to be, because his father's a Marquis.'

Kate sniffed. She had her own opinion of French Marquises.

'He seems quite nice,' said Terry, and went into her room to get ready for lunch, conscious of having abbreviated her story a little. She had not, for instance, mentioned what had occurred when Freddie, called away for a moment on one of those mysterious yacht-owners' errands, had left her alone with Jeff and she had seen that look in his eyes, had seen him coming slowly toward her, had found herself in his arms, kissing Jeff, being kissed by Jeff, a Jeff who had become very French and was murmuring things like "Je t'aime" and "Je t'adore"...

One didn't tell Kate everything.

Do you remain unmoved by that? Then you, monsieur, have truly a heart de stone. Can't you remember the first time you felt like Jeff did?:

But at heart he was a romantic, and he had always known the other half of himself that every romantic prays for, and in Terry, from the first meeting on the yacht, he was convinced that he had found her. 'I wandered through a world of women, seeking you,' said the poet, and Jeff felt how true that was. And there was another poet who said 'Once you're kissed by Amy, tear up the list, it's Amy,' and that was true, too. These poets hit the nail on the head.

Ahhhh...l'amour.


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I have no idea what I just said.

C'est l'index à un Wodehouse chaque semaine.

Dizaines d'une sorte, No. 58, spécial pour le 14 juillet: Ten Lords A-Leaping

'Allo, all you silly Americain pig-dogs! It is I, Batroc ze Leapair, bounding into your world and into ze heart of your lovely ladies. Ah, I zhall make the sweet love to zem, I zhall, because...'ow you say?...I am not merely Batroc ze Leapair...I am alzo Batroc ze Lovair.

Now zat mon respected and honored comrade-in-arms, ze late Capitaine America, is, 'ow you zay...kaput?...Batroc, he feels safe in taking over ze Ten of a Kind feature and making it 'is own in honor of today, ze grande Bastille Day! Yes, 'Appy Bastille Day to you all. Zo now in ze zelebration of ze Bastille Day, we shall look at ze ten covairs with yours truly, Batroc ze Lepair. And afterwards? Ah, but ma petite! As a countryman of mine zez, "In the Bastille zhere is no 'afterwards.'"






















Now, please to 'ave zome Frainch fries and Frainch dips sandwiches on ze Frainch bread in 'onor of Bastille Day! While you ingest ze finest cuisine zis side of zat Paris kitchen infested by ze comic rats, with zheir petit wiggling tails and zheir pink snouts, pour chance you shall watch ze very popular Batroc ze Leapair cartoon d'animation show! Pay no attention to zat star-spangled kniggit...he is not ze true star of ze show:


Opening theme of The Marvel Super Heroes: Captain America (Grantray-Lawrence Animation, 1966)

Did you anjoy zat? Trés bien! And now, for ze encore, Batrock ze Leapair zhall make away with your beautiful jewels and your women, and...'ow you zay...no one may put ze stop upon Batroc ze Leapair!

WHOOSH! CHUNK!

Zut alors! I am pinned to ze wall by a large, round, metal-like disc! It is decorated with ze Ztar and ze Ztripes! Can it be? Can mon old enemy 'ave returned? Is zis truly ze end of Batrock ze Leapair?

Oh....merde.