Showing posts with label Aunt May Parker. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Aunt May Parker. Show all posts

Friday, May 05, 2023

Today in Comics History, May 5: Happy birthday, Aunt May! (Or: Aunt May's birthday present from Peter is a five-pack of Dos Equis and a sombrero)

This is an expanded and updated version of a post originally published May 5, 2016.

Today (ignore the caption that sez "Tomorrow"...dunno what that's doin' there): it's the two hundred and eighth birthday of everybody's favorite Marisa Tomei impersonator, Aunt May Reilly Parker Octavius Terwilliger Jameson!


from Amazing Spider-Man Annual (1964 series) #20 (Marvel, November 1986), script by Christopher Priest (as Fred Schiller and Ken McDonald), pencils by Mark Beachum, inks by Bob Wiacek, colors by Bob Sharen, letters by Jim Novak

Yes oh yes, but which day is Aunt May's birthday on?



Saturday, April 01, 2023

The 1978 2017 2023 Amazing Spider-Man Mighty Marvel Comics Calendar: April All Together Now

Hey, look, it's everybody from the Spider-Universe all together at one time! Except for the written-out-of-canon Spider-Mite! Also, Spider-Man himself seems to be missing, and I can't figure out why. More important: ginchy groovy Gwen Stacy, va-va-voom!

"April Is an Assortment of Amiable Associations!" in The Amazing Spider-Man Mighty Marvel Comics Calendar 1978 (1977); pencils by John Romita, Sr., inks by John Verpooten
(Click picture to GOOD LORD PETER WHERE DID YOU GET THAT JACKET-size)

For those of you new to the Spider-Family or who just need a gentle reminder, that's (L-R), Eugene "Flash" Thompson, Harry Osborn, Gwen Stacy, Aunt Anna Watson, Mary Jane Watson, Aunt May Parker, Peter Parker, Ned "No, I'm not the Hobgoblin, Honestly" Leeds, Betty Brant, Robbie Robertson, J. Jonah Jameson, and J. Jonah Jameson's coat. And they're all standing in front of one of the most important places in the Spider-Books, the venerable Coffee Bean, serving caffeinated drinks pretty much steadily right through now in the Marvel Universe. That remarkable tenure as an anti-Starbucks is even more astonishing when you consider it's been a long-time competition since the early Marvel Age with the X-Men's favorite hangout, Greenwich Village's Coffee A Go-Go. I don't know which one you prefer, so here's some help: Coffee A Go-Go has Bernard the Poet, and the Coffee Bean has Gwen Freakin' Stacy. I hope that settles the matter definitively.


Panel from [Uncanny] X-Men (1963 series) #31 (April 1967), script by Roy Thomas, pencils by Werner Roth, inks by John Tartaglione, letters by Sam Rosen

By the way, are you wondering when Jazzy John Romita "snapped that photograph" so proudly presented in this month's calendar spread? Worried you can't pinpoint exactly when this happens in Spider-Chronology? Fret no more, gentle reader: it occurred during Amazing Spider-Man Annual #4, no doubt right after this pin-up scene! Note the identical outfits! Good golly, that jacket really is hideous, Peter.

Double-page pinup spread from Amazing Spider-Man Annual (1964 series) #4 (November 1967), script by Stan Lee, pencils by Larry Lieber, alternations on Gwen and Mary Jane by John Romita Sr. (and why not?), inks by Mike Esposito, colors by Stan Goldberg (?), letters by Sam Rosen
(Click picture to venti-size)

No, I don't know why Stan's calling it the Coffee Bean Barn here, either.

Tuesday, August 09, 2022

Today in Comics History, August 9, 1939: Happy birthday, Aunt May's second dead husband

Well, today's another birthday date for Aunt May to get all sad about.


from Amazing Spider-Man #583 (Marvel, March 2009), script by Mark Waid, pencils by Barry Kitson, inks by Mark Farmer, colors by Andres Mossa, letters by Cory Petit

Also in this issue: the story takes place on Betty Brant's birthday! Except...the story never identifies when it's taking place. So we still don't know what date 3B (Betty Brant's birthday) is.


Darn it, Marvel, tell us when more birthdays are!

Friday, June 17, 2022

There Is No Hope in Crime Alley, Night 17: There Is No Hope in Central Park



from Infinity Wars: Arachknight #1 (Marvel, December 2018), script by Dennis Hopeless*, pencils by Alé Garza, inks by Victor Olazaba, colors by Ruth Redmond, letters by Joe Caramagna

*See?

Tuesday, February 22, 2022

Face It Tiger February, Day 22: If you can't go to the door for thirty minutes a day, you don't deserve a hot date



from "Face It Tiger" in the unauthorized but wonderful Spidey Zine #1 (self-published, March 2016), by Hannah Blumenreich

Spidey Zine is no longer available (you can find bits and pieces and pages on Twitter by searching for Hannah Blumenreich), but she also had a (fully authorized!) short story in Amazing Spider-Man (2015 series) #25! I'm not reproducing any of it here so you go out and hunt down that issue, but Peter Parker gets a dog named Sandwich. Find it and love it!

Saturday, February 19, 2022

Face It Tiger February, Day 19: She may not say the words, but Aunt May knows that reference pose


from Howard the Duck (2015 series) #8 (Marvel, August 2016); script by Chip Zdarsky; pencils, inks, and colors by Joe Quinones; additional inks by Joe Rivera, additional colors by Jordan Gibson; letters by Travis Lanham

Wednesday, February 09, 2022

Face It Tiger February, Day 9: How May Got Her Groove* Back


from Amazing Spider-Man #343 (Marvel, January 1991), script by David Michelinie, pencils by Erik Larsen, inks by Randy Emberlin, colors by Bob Sharen, letters by Rick Parker

*Groove, in this case, means ear-wiggling.

Sunday, March 15, 2020

365 Days of Power and Responsibility, Day 75: And that's how Peter Parker missed his own uncle's funeral


Panels from "Behind the Mask" in Giant-Size Spider-Man (2014 series) #1 one-shot (July 2014), script by Joe Caramagna, pencils and inks by Giancarlo Caracuzzo, colors by Sotocolor, letters by Joe Caramagna

Monday, October 31, 2016

Today in Comics History, October 31: Aunt May hands out the Werther's Originals


from Spidey Super Stories #4 (Marvel, January 1975), script by Jean Thomas, pencils by Win Mortimer, inks by Mike Esposito, letters by Artie Simek

Friday, August 05, 2016

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 218: Dead Again


Panels from Peter Parker: Spider-Man #25 (January 2001); script by Paul Jenkins; pencils by Mark Buckingham; inks by Dan Green, Rodney Ramos, and Mark Buckingham; colors by Joe Rosas; letters by Richard Starkings and Troy Peteri

Sunday, July 31, 2016

A Month of... Pancakes! Day 31: The Ultimate Recipe...in the hands of a human!


If you have a good memory and haven't dulled your senses this month by eating too many pancakes (as if that was a thing!), you might remember back on Day 5 I promised you yet another recipe for Humanity's Greatest Cuisine aside from Jubilee's open-the-box instructions back then.

And it's the big one, folks. Don't ever say that Comics Oughta Be Fun! never treated you to the Greatest Secret of the Marvel Universe:


Pin-up page from Untold Tales of Spider-Man [Annual] '96 one-shot (December 1996); script by Kurt Busiek, pencils by Pat Olliffe, inks by Pam Eklund, colors by Steve Mattsson, letters by Richard Starkings (?)

Now that I have trusted this Secret of the Elders to you, it is your task to make wheatcakes. And mail me one.

(Here's another wheatcake recipe, preferred by silent film star Charlie Chaplin!)

Next month (er, tomorrow)...something else!

Saturday, July 30, 2016

A Month of... Pancakes! Day 30: May's wheatcakes bring all the boys to the yard


Can you believe it's almost the very end of A Month of Pancakes and we haven't even included Aunt May Parker's fantabulous wheatcakes? Well, let's make up for that with a steaming hot plate of fresh wheaty panels from the pages of Spider-Man and other comics. Here at last: the secret origin of WHEATCAKES! Also: lemony old Aunt May and squinty, double-chinned Uncle Ben, who's not long for this world. But not because of WHEATCAKES!


from "Spider-Man!" in Amazing Fantasy #15 (September 1962); script by Stan Lee, pencils and inks by Steve Ditko, colors by Stan Goldberg, letters by Artie Simek




Wednesday, July 27, 2016

A Month of... Pancakes! Day 27: Trading Pancakes



Panels from "Twisted Toyfare Theatre: Up and Adamantium" in Toyfare #106 (June 2006

Yes, Twisted Toyfare Theatre: the fumetti strip that couldn't figure out how to end a sequential gag on the final panel of the page.

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 208: Crisis on Infinite Jonahs Week, Day 3: Wedding Crashers


Before there was Spider-Gwen, before there was Gwenpool, there was a girl called Gwen Stacy, and she died. I may have mentioned this once or twice.

But on Earth-7736, an Earth about twelve and a half times better than Marvel's Earth-616 (do the math!), Gwen Stacy did not die! It's covered in the monumental What If #24, and you can see all the circumstances here in one of my old posts. What If? #24 is my second favorite ish of that can't-kill-it title (after the Shakespearean twist on Doctor Doom in #22), and it's partly because it saves one of my favorite supporting characters un comics from a fate worse than death (being brought back as a clone repeatedly).

What's the other part? Well, first let's check in on J. Jonah Jameson of Earth-7736. He's a jerk. A life-ruining jerk.


Panels from What If? (1977 series) #24 (December 1980), script by Tony Isabella; breakdowns by Gil Kane; finishes by Frank Giacoia with Carl Gafford, Peter Poplaski, Ron Zalme, and Joe Albelo; colors by Joe Rosas, letters by Tom Orzechowski

Gee, I almost didn't recognize Gwen there without her trademark headband.

Needless to say, never do that to anybody's wedding, no matter how long a pause the minister gives you after "If anyone here should see any just cause why the couple here should not be married..." Don't do that. It's just jerky. I didn't do it at Keira Knightley's wedding, and neither should you. For the sake of Aunt May's tender heart if nothing else.


Also in this issue: the origin of Gwen Stacy's crippling tinnitus.


Remember when I said before it was a happy story? Well, I lied. (I do that sometimes.) This is right up there withthe ending to every episode ever of The Incredible Hulk TV series. Cue the tinkling piano!


No one dies in this continuity — not even Norman Osborn — but it's a more striking twist than usual for What If?, the series of which it has been said "every issue ends with Iron Man being killed." Regardless of my preference for happy endings, I love this story because it sets up a status quo unusual for most of the rest of the series: it's a springboard for even more stories. It not only demands a sequel, I'd love to see a couple year's continuity set in this universe, with Spidey on the run, Aunt May hovering on the edge of death and despair, and the unlikely trip of Gwen, Flash, and Robbie searching to clear Peter's name, while JJJ ponders his actions from his throne of fame. It is perhaps the richest of possibilities and maybe the purest and closest to Roy Thomas's original concept of What If?: to spur thought and imagination into how a single small change can alter familiar characters and actions. It's the promise and imagination of infinite Earths and the multiverse of stories within them.


Friday, March 25, 2016

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 85: The Spectacular Spartacus


Panels from Spider-Man Special: Black and Blue and Read All Over one-shot (November 2005); script by Jim Krueger, pencils by Drew Johnson, inks by Tom Palmer, colors by Morry Hollowell, letters by Dave Lanphear
(Click bottom panels to Sparti-size)

Saturday, January 23, 2016

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 23: Actually, Aunt May's just ticked they took "Boondocks" off the Bugle's comics page




Panels from Amazing Spider-Man (1999 series) #40/481 (June 2002), script by J. Michael Straczynski, pencils by John Romita Jr., inks by Scott Hanna, colors by Dan Kemp, letters by Richard Starkings and Wes Abbott

Monday, July 22, 2013

Today in Comics History, July 22, 2009: J. Jonah Jameson fails to notice his Post-It™ note contains Spider-Man's secret identity


title page of Amazing Spider-Man #600 (Marvel, September 2009)

cover portion of Amazing Fantasy (1962 series) #15 (Marvel, August 1962), script by Stan Lee, pencils by Jack Kirby, inks by Steve Ditko, colors by Stan Goldberg, letters by Artie Simek

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Happy Holidays and Peace on Earth, True Believers!


Page from Spider-Man's Tangled Web #21 (February 2003), script and inks by Darwyn Cooke, pencils by J. Bone, colors by Matt Hollingsworth, letters by Paul Tutrone

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Because sometimes you just have to post the story where Spider-Man piloted a supersonic fighter jet with Aunt May in the back seat

It's in the story where Doctor Octopus is trying to marry Aunt May...

ASM #131
Panels from Amazing Spider-Man #131 (April 1974), script by Gerry Conway, pencils by Ross Andru, inks by Frank Giacoia and Dave Hunt, colors by Petra Goldberg, letters by Artie Simek

...and kidnaps her in a helicopter...

ASM #131

...away to his secret Canadian island atomic reactor base...

ASM #131

...where Spider-Man captures her back...

ASM #131

...and then he escapes single-handedly piloting a jet plane...

ASM #131

...when suddenly crime lord Hammerhead barges in...

ASM #131

...and butts Doc Ock's nuclear reactor with his superhumanly hardened head...

ASM #131

ASM #131

(Click image to "blow up")


Yes, the ultra-realistic adventures of Spider-Man. They could never take place in a world where the Punisher got turned into a Frankenstein, could they?

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

This cat Aunt May is one bad mutha.../Shut yo' mouth!/I'm jus' talkin' 'bout Aunt May!

The best-laid plans of rodents and regular guys gang aft agley, 'cording to Major Frank Burns, so please kindly wait for your regularly scheduled A Wodehouse a Week to appear a little later this...uh...week. (It's a longer book than I expected and I'm not quite through re-reading it yet!) Speaking of mice, here's a clue about which book I'm readin':
Mickey Mouse doll

In the meantime, and because this is Comics Oughta Be Fun!, after all...I present to you one of my favorite Marvel Comics cameo appearances of all time: a quite-unexpected guest shot by a certain Ms. M. Parker in the pages of Fantastic Four #260, smack-dab in the midst of a battle between the FF, Terrax the Tamer, and the redoubtable Doctor Doom. You'd think such a frail and sensitive elderly lady would scamper away home to Queens at the first sign of trouble, wouldn't you? Uh uh...because our Miss May is full of piss and vinegar:
FF #260 panel
FF #260 panel
FF #260 panel
Panels from Fantastic Four (1961 series) #260 (November 1983), written and drawn by John Byrne, coloring by Glynis Wein, lettering by Jim Novak

Say what you want about John Byrne's personal politics...and I often do...but you can't deny that he writes Aunt May as a complete badass. Because that dude in the blue shirt in the second panel May badmouths Dr. Doom to? Why, that's Doom himself (just body-switched using the Ovoid mind-swapping technique he learned years ago in a Lee/Kirby issue).

What does that mean? It means that May Parker called Doctor Doom nasty to his face and lived to tell the tale.

I repeat. Aunt May: complete badass.