I'm the whitest bull u know...

...but even I is dissin every last comics joint online dat seems ta be matchin up tha Marvel Hip-Hop variant cover fo' Hercules with Lil B's Black Flame.

Bullaz, please! Peep at Lil B's Blue Flame instead.


Word.

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 35: And that's how Peter Parker wound up going to the University of Phoenix

Panels from Ultimate Spider-Man (2009 series) #155 (May 2011), script by Brian Michael Bendis, pencils and inks by Chris Samnee, colors by Justin Ponsor, letters by Cory Petit

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 34: That first panel is straight out of Spider Super Stories

Panels from Marvel Team-Up (1972 series) #20 (April 1974), script by Len Wein, pencils by Sal Buscema, inks by Frank Giacoia and Mike Esposito, colors by Glynis Wein, letters by Artie Simek

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 33: Elektro is possessed by Starro

Panels from Amazing Spider-Man (1963 series) #82 (March 1970), plot and layouts by John Romita Sr., script by Stan Lee, finishes by Jim Mooney, letters by Sam Rosen

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 32: Robbie needs coffee, stat

Panels from Spectacular Spider-Man (1976 series) #137 (April 1988), script by Gerry Conway, pencils and inks by Sal Buscema, colors by Bob Sharen, letters by Rick Parker

The MAD 1960 2016 calendar for Fatheaded February!

"The MAD 1960 Calendar: February" from MAD #52 (January 1960), script by Larry Siegel, art by Bob Clarke

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 31: Daily Bugle publishes largest crossword puzzle ever

Panels from What If...? (1977 series) #44 (April 1984), script by Peter B. Gillis, pencils by Sal Buscema, inks by Dave Simons, colors by George Roussos, letters by John Morelli

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 30: The day Xanax was invented

Panels from Giant-Size Super-Heroes #1 (June 1974), script by Gerry Conway, pencils by Gil Kane, inks by Mike Esposito, colors by Linda Lessmann, letters by John Costanza

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 29: World's greatest newspaperman fooled by a Tandy tape recorder

Panels from Amazing Spider-Man (1964 series) #144 (May 1975), script by Gerry Conway, pencils by Ross Andru, inks by Frank Giacoia and Dave Hunt, colors by George Roussos, letters by Ray Holloway

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 28: I'm hoping this scene is in the Captain America: Civil War movie and it guest-stars J.K. Simmons

Cover of Civil War: Front Line #2 (August 2006), painting by John Watson

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 27: Not only the biggest story of the month, but the biggest newspaper of the year

Seriously! That thing is like three and a half feet wide!


from Daredevil (1964 series) #16 (Marvel, May 1966), script by Stan Lee, pencils by John Romita Sr., inks by Frank Giacoia, letters by Artie Simek

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 26: J. Jonah Jameson Is Having the BEST WEEK EVER

Panels from Fred Hembeck Destroys the Marvel Universe one-shot (July 1989), script and pencils by Fred Hembeck, inks by Vince Colletta, colors by Steve Mellor, letters by Janice Chiang

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 25: Please do not lick Jonah's back

J. Jonah Jameson Marvel Value Stamp (#87) from the letters page of Marvel Team-Up (1977 series) #25 (September 1974)

Ten of a Kind: I am the Blizzard King!

(See also. More Ten of a Kind here.)

If I Ran Marvel Comics

Cover of Silver Surfer (2016 series) #1, art by Mike Allred.
I cannot tell a lie: I put the Bully figure into this cover, and it's drawn by Roger Langridge.

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 24: J. Snowah Jameson

Panels from "Blizzard's Ice Age!" in Spidey Super Stories #56 (January 1982), script by Steven Grant, pencils by Win Mortimer, inks by Mike Esposito, colors by George Roussos, letters by Ray Holloway

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 23: Actually, Aunt May's just ticked they took "Boondocks" off the Bugle's comics page

Panels from Amazing Spider-Man (1999 series) #40/481 (June 2002), script by J. Michael Straczynski, pencils by John Romita Jr., inks by Scott Hanna, colors by Dan Kemp, letters by Richard Starkings and Wes Abbott

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 22: J. Jonah Jameson, Champion of the $3.50 Minimum Wage

Panels from Amazing Spider-Man (199 series) #2 (February 1999), script by Howard Mackie, pencils by John Byrne, inks by Scott Hanna, colors by Gregory Wright, letters by Richard Starkings and Liz Agraphiotis

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 21: Spidey Doodles

Splash page from from Marvel Team-Up (1972 series) #24 (August 1974), script by Len Wein, pencils by Jim Mooney, inks by Sal Trapani, colors by Glynis Wein, letters by John Costanza


(Context for the title of this post:)


Merrie Melodies: "Daffy Doodles" (April 6, 1946), directed by Robert McKimson, story by Warren Foster, voices by Mel Blanc

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 20: I love my dead werewolf son

Cover of Amazing Spider-Man (1963 series) #124 (September 1973), pencils and inks by John Romita Sr.

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 19: Why, he'll never be Mayor

Panels from Amazing Spider-Man (1963 series) #107 (April 1972), script by Stan Lee, pencils by John Romita Sr., inks by Frank Giacoia, letters by Artie Simek

Today in Comics History, January 18, 1927: Doc and Marty boost Nick Fury's car

from Back to the Future (1991 series) #1 (Harvey, November 1991), script by Dwayne McDuffie, pencils by Nelson Dewey, inks by Nelson Dewey and Ken Selig, letters by Grace Kremer

Goodbye, Glenn Frey

Panel from Detective Comics #569 (December 1986), script by Mike W. Barr, pencils by Alan Davis, inks by Paul Neary, colors by Adrienne Roy, letters by John Workman

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 18: An Occasional Reminder that J. Jonah Jameson is Sometimes a Decent Man

Panels from X-Men (1991 series) #57 (October 1996), script by Scott Lobdell, pencils by Andy Kubert, inks by Art Thibert, colors by Joe Rosas, color enhancements by Malibu Hues, letters by Richard Starkings and Albert Deschesne

Today in Comics History, January 17, 2056: Happy Birthday, Dr. Elizabeth Heimann! Enjoy your ice cream cake!

from Eternal #2 (Marvel, February 2015), script by William Harms, pencils and inks by Stefano Simeone, colors by Adam Metcalfe, letters by Jim Campbell

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 17: The Day Jonah Drank Joker Venom

Panels from What If...? (1989 series) #99 (August 1997), script by Lysa Hawkins, pencils by Eric Battle, inks by Steve Moncuse, colors by Shannon Blanchard, letters by Chris Eliopoulos

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 16: Wait, there are Spider-Man comics?

Panels from The Defenders #61 (July 1978), script by David Anthony Kraft, breakdowns by Ed Hannigan, finishes by Bob Lubbers, colors by Nelson Yomtov, letters by Rick Parker

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 15: PARKER GET ME PHOTOS OF BIGFOOT

Panel from Spider-Man (1990 series) #8 (March 1991); script, pencils, and inks by Todd McFarlane, colors by Gregory Wright, letters by Rick Parker

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 14: All in all we're just another brick in the wall collapsing on JJJ

Panels from Untold Tales of Spider-Man '96 (December 1996 annual), script by Kurt Busiek, pencils by Mike Allred, inks by Joe Sinnott, colors by Steve Mattsson, letters by Richard Starkings

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 13: Well, no more appearances of JJJ in this series

Panels from Spider-Man: Noir #1 (February 2009); script by David Hine with Fabrice Sapolsky; pencils, inks, and colors by Carmine Di Giandomenico; letters by Artmonkeys Studio

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 12: My hands were clenched in fists of rage

Pin-up from Hot Shots: Spider-Man one-shot (January 1996), art by Alex Ross

Today in Comics History, January 11, 2014: Nobody came

from The Wicked + The Divine #6 (Image, December 2014), script by Kieron Gillen, pencils and inks by Jamie McKelvie, colors by Matthew Wilson, letters by Clayton Cowles

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 11: See you in the funny pages

The Amazing Spider-Man comic strip (Register and Tribune Syndicate, January 7, 1977), script by Stan Lee, pencils and inks by John Romita Sr.

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 10: Negotiating the Carol Danvers Way

Panels from Ms. Marvel (1977 series) #1 (January 1977), script by Gerry Conway with Carla Conway, breakdowns by John Buscema, finishes by Joe Sinnott, some background inks by Dave Hunt, colors by Marie Severin, letters by John Costanza