366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 97: This entire sequence is brought to you by Boots Randolph's "Yakety Sax"

Panels from Amazing Spider-Man (1963 series) #24 (May 1965); plot, pencils, and inks by Steve Ditko; script by Stan Lee; colors by Stan Goldberg (?); letters by Sam Rosen

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 11: See you in the funny pages

The Amazing Spider-Man comic strip (Register and Tribune Syndicate, January 7, 1977), script by Stan Lee, pencils and inks by John Romita Sr.

365 Days with the Warriors Three, Day 18

Panel from Marvel Spotlight #30 (October 1976), script by Len Wein, breakdowns by John Buscema, finishes by Joe Sinnott, colors by Glynis Wein, letters by Joe Rosen

Dumbass Things You Shouldn't Do in the Marvel Universe #7: Can we fix it? Yes we can!

When driving a cab in the Marvel Universe, never attempt to shake down the Hulk for a tip.





Especially when the Hulk is in his Joe Fixit persona.





Okay, you can probably get away with doing that. But, really: don't do this.





So, to sum up: don't be a dumbass in the Marvel Universe.



Really. Don't.
Panels from (of all places!) Wolverine v.1 #7 (May 1989), script by Chris Claremont, pencils and inks by John Buscema, colors by Mike Rockwitz, letters by Ken Bruzenak

Late last night I heard the screen door slam/And a big yellow taxi took away my Ben Grimm

Wodehouse on Thursday this week, True Bullievers! And tonight? Well, why not hail down The Cabbies of the Marvel Universe?:


Panels from Fantastic Four #1 (November 1961), written by Stan Lee, art by Jack Kirby and George Klein (?)



Panels from Fantastic Four #111 (June 1971), written by Stan Lee, art by John Buscema and Joe Sinnott



Panels from Fantastic Four #176 (November 1976), written by Roy Thomas, art by George Perez, Joe Sinnott, and Michele Wolfman



Panels from Fantastic Four #239 (February 1982), written by John Byrne, art by John Byrne and Glynis Wein




Panels from Fantastic Four #181 (April 1977), written by Roy Thomas, art Ron Wilson, Joe Sinnott, and George Roussos



Panels from Fantastic Four #17 (August 1963), written by Stan Lee, art by Jack Kirby and Dick Ayers


And let us not forget...the Cabbie who drives Thinking Yellow Taxi from Clor #1:



Every man jack of them white as cabbie Jack Lockley's superhero uniform.