from Fantastic Four Annual #17 (Marvel, May 1983); script, pencils, and inks by John Byrne, colors by Glynis Oliver, letters by Jim Novak
Yes, I've heard of cows.
Showing posts with label Skrulls. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Skrulls. Show all posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2021
Fun with Comics: Herd of cows?
from Fantastic Four Annual #17 (Marvel, May 1983); script, pencils, and inks by John Byrne, colors by Glynis Oliver, letters by Jim Novak
Yes, I've heard of cows.
Thursday, February 07, 2013
Friday, November 30, 2012
More Cow/Bull Month, Day 30: Mooo.
Wrapping up More Bull/Cow Month with perhaps the most famous cows in the Marvel Universe...twice!
Panel from Fantastic Four v.1 #2 (January 1962), script by Stan Lee, pencils by Jack Kirby, inks by George Klein, colors by Stan Goldberg, letters by John Duffy
Panel from Fantastic Four Annual #17 (May 1983); script, pencils and inks by John Byrne; colors by Glynis Wein; letters by Jim Novak
I've got hundreds more cow and bull panels, folks, so remind me in 2013 if you want a return of...More Cow/Bull Month! Sooner, though, stay tuned tomorrow for December's daily special feature...A Very Hanna-Barbera Christmas! (Jinkies!)
Panel from Fantastic Four v.1 #2 (January 1962), script by Stan Lee, pencils by Jack Kirby, inks by George Klein, colors by Stan Goldberg, letters by John Duffy
Panel from Fantastic Four Annual #17 (May 1983); script, pencils and inks by John Byrne; colors by Glynis Wein; letters by Jim Novak
I've got hundreds more cow and bull panels, folks, so remind me in 2013 if you want a return of...More Cow/Bull Month! Sooner, though, stay tuned tomorrow for December's daily special feature...A Very Hanna-Barbera Christmas! (Jinkies!)
Sunday, September 12, 2010
365 Days with Hank McCoy, Day 255: Punch a Skrull in the skull
from The Avengers #209 (Marvel, July 1981), written by J.M. DeMatteis, pencils by Alan Kupperberg, inks by Dan Green, colors by Ben Sean, letters by Janice Chiang
Thursday, June 25, 2009
365 Days with Ben Grimm, Day 176
Panel from Ultimate Fantastic Four #27 (April 2006), script by Mark Millar, pencils by Greg Land, inks by Matt Ryan, colors by Justin Ponsor, letters by Randy Gentile
No, folks, your baby blues do not deceive you, nor have shape-shifting aliens turned this feature into 365 Days with a Skrull. That is, in fact, Ultimate Ben Grimm in the Super-Skrull armor!
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
And then there was the time the Avengers met Skrull Humphrey Bogart and his Skrull mobster gang on a blimp-shaped space-casino in another galaxy.
Page from Avengers Annual #14 (1985), script by Roger Stern, pencils by John Byrne, inks by Kyle Baker, colors by Christie Scheele, letters by John Workman
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Special bonus panel: Hercules approves!:
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Mission: Impossibullpen III: Bendis Like Beckham
So, I can hear y'all saying to me: Sure, Bully! Those comics you've been showin' us the past couple of posts sure are fun, but those sorta stories—about the Marvel Bullpen that exists in the Marvel Universe—well, you're not gonna see the likes of those in the twenty-first century. Gone are the days that kinda fun could be had between the pages of a comic book! Never will Joe Quesada and his motley crew of modern-day Marvelites appear as characters in a Marvel Earth-616 comic!
Um...you were saying that to me, weren't you?
Well, it's a darn good thing you were, because you're kinda right. Flip open your copy of Ultimate Marvel Team-Up #9 (you do have one, don't you? Don't you?) and you'll find just what the bull ordered, with the small exception that the story's not set on Earth-616 but rather the Marvel Ultimate Earth, Earth-1610. If you wanna quibble, it doesn't even take place on sixteen-ten, because the not-then-published Ultimate Fantastic Four series would later render it non-canonical—the horror! The horror of being removed from canon! To which I say, in my best Nero Wolfe impression, pfui. In the words of a very, very smart man with a very, very, very bushy beard, it may be an imaginary story...but aren't they all?
As Ultimate Marvel Team-Up #9 opens (with a bang!), high school student Ultimate Peter Parker has arrived at the Ultimate Baxter Building for a school science mentoring program with Ultimate Reed Richards, but instead is mistaken as the Ultimate FF's new Ultimate Intern. Ultimately. Our kookie quartet immediately puts poor Petey to work heading down to Ultimate Starbucks to fetch Ultimate lattes for Ultimate The Thing...okay, I'll quit that now:
All panels are from Ultimate Marvel Team-Up #9 (December 2001), script by Brian Michael Bendis, art by Jim Mahfood, coloring by Transparency Digital, lettering by Sharpefont
(Note: Jaunty Jim Mahfood, who provided the beautiful and energetic artwork for this issue, tends to work in large spreads across the entire page or even two, so many of the panels here were too large to reproduce in my slender blog column at full size. No worries, or fearful one! Just click on any image that's a little too small to read and by the sorcery of HTML (Hogwarts Topographic Magic 'Lumination), the image will inflate to readable size! Cool, huh? Make sure you put them back when you're done with 'em, please.)
Poor Peter Parker, already pushed, pummeled, and other P-words by the FF, grumbles as he heads to get Ben Grimm's java fix, and accidentally causes a space-time portal to be opened in the Baxter Building...and I think you all know how painful that can be!
SKRULLS! Pete's unleashed hundreds of fierce and furious Skrull warriors on an unsuspecting sixteen-ten Manhattan. Man, I hate when that happens!
Are you clickin' on those images to blow 'em up to Ultimate-size? I sure hope you are, because one of my favorite elements of Jim Mahfood's artwork is its sheer franticness: everything and the kitchen sink is going on in his panels, and just like an issue of Top Ten or League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, you're rewarded if you peer closely and take a look at each character, as Mahfood has squeezed in quite a lot of jokes and silliness in every Skrull-infested panel. Why, I do believe he's even put my Mama in there...did you spot her?:
Of course, just like any time the Skrull invade, there's gonna be civilian casualties. Let's just be glad it's this guy:
But what the Sam Scratch (you're asking me) does this have to do with the offices of Marvel Comics, Bully? And that's a very good question. Luckily, all we have to do is turn the page and check in on Marvel Comics Editor-in-Chief Joe Quesada, who's about to find out the hard way what happens when Skrulls attack! (Answer: walls get knocked down.)
With Peter Parker in hot pursuit of the strange stampeding shape-shifters, it's only a matter of time before his be-spandexed alter-Ultimate-ego makes an appearance on the scene so that we can all sing "Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!" Editor Ralph Macchio (this one, not this one) makes an appearance here, yakkin' on the phone to writer Brian Michael Bendis. Man, I haven't seen so many in-jokes and so much chaotic detail since Evan Dorkin's Bill & Ted's Excellent Comic Book, one of my favorite fun titles of yesteryear.
Luckily, because the chaos gets too outta hand, Reed Richards and company show up, to fire up an electronic device that sends the Skrulls back to the homeworld at the same time Reed scolds Bendis for being too clever-clever:
And as quickly as the comic started, it's all over but the exposition. Take it away, Reed:
But just like any good monster invasion adventure, there's always a twist at the end, as we peek in on the office of former Marvel CEO Bill Jemas:
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! A month of wordless comics? Why, that would be the most Ultimate evil plan ever! Surely it could never happen...
But if it ever did, my lips are sealed.
Um...you were saying that to me, weren't you?
Well, it's a darn good thing you were, because you're kinda right. Flip open your copy of Ultimate Marvel Team-Up #9 (you do have one, don't you? Don't you?) and you'll find just what the bull ordered, with the small exception that the story's not set on Earth-616 but rather the Marvel Ultimate Earth, Earth-1610. If you wanna quibble, it doesn't even take place on sixteen-ten, because the not-then-published Ultimate Fantastic Four series would later render it non-canonical—the horror! The horror of being removed from canon! To which I say, in my best Nero Wolfe impression, pfui. In the words of a very, very smart man with a very, very, very bushy beard, it may be an imaginary story...but aren't they all?
As Ultimate Marvel Team-Up #9 opens (with a bang!), high school student Ultimate Peter Parker has arrived at the Ultimate Baxter Building for a school science mentoring program with Ultimate Reed Richards, but instead is mistaken as the Ultimate FF's new Ultimate Intern. Ultimately. Our kookie quartet immediately puts poor Petey to work heading down to Ultimate Starbucks to fetch Ultimate lattes for Ultimate The Thing...okay, I'll quit that now:
(Note: Jaunty Jim Mahfood, who provided the beautiful and energetic artwork for this issue, tends to work in large spreads across the entire page or even two, so many of the panels here were too large to reproduce in my slender blog column at full size. No worries, or fearful one! Just click on any image that's a little too small to read and by the sorcery of HTML (Hogwarts Topographic Magic 'Lumination), the image will inflate to readable size! Cool, huh? Make sure you put them back when you're done with 'em, please.)
Poor Peter Parker, already pushed, pummeled, and other P-words by the FF, grumbles as he heads to get Ben Grimm's java fix, and accidentally causes a space-time portal to be opened in the Baxter Building...and I think you all know how painful that can be!
SKRULLS! Pete's unleashed hundreds of fierce and furious Skrull warriors on an unsuspecting sixteen-ten Manhattan. Man, I hate when that happens!
Are you clickin' on those images to blow 'em up to Ultimate-size? I sure hope you are, because one of my favorite elements of Jim Mahfood's artwork is its sheer franticness: everything and the kitchen sink is going on in his panels, and just like an issue of Top Ten or League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, you're rewarded if you peer closely and take a look at each character, as Mahfood has squeezed in quite a lot of jokes and silliness in every Skrull-infested panel. Why, I do believe he's even put my Mama in there...did you spot her?:
Of course, just like any time the Skrull invade, there's gonna be civilian casualties. Let's just be glad it's this guy:
But what the Sam Scratch (you're asking me) does this have to do with the offices of Marvel Comics, Bully? And that's a very good question. Luckily, all we have to do is turn the page and check in on Marvel Comics Editor-in-Chief Joe Quesada, who's about to find out the hard way what happens when Skrulls attack! (Answer: walls get knocked down.)
With Peter Parker in hot pursuit of the strange stampeding shape-shifters, it's only a matter of time before his be-spandexed alter-Ultimate-ego makes an appearance on the scene so that we can all sing "Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!" Editor Ralph Macchio (this one, not this one) makes an appearance here, yakkin' on the phone to writer Brian Michael Bendis. Man, I haven't seen so many in-jokes and so much chaotic detail since Evan Dorkin's Bill & Ted's Excellent Comic Book, one of my favorite fun titles of yesteryear.
Luckily, because the chaos gets too outta hand, Reed Richards and company show up, to fire up an electronic device that sends the Skrulls back to the homeworld at the same time Reed scolds Bendis for being too clever-clever:
And as quickly as the comic started, it's all over but the exposition. Take it away, Reed:
But just like any good monster invasion adventure, there's always a twist at the end, as we peek in on the office of former Marvel CEO Bill Jemas:
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! A month of wordless comics? Why, that would be the most Ultimate evil plan ever! Surely it could never happen...
But if it ever did, my lips are sealed.
Monday, May 26, 2008
Everyone's a Skrull!
Skrull Skrull Skrull!
Skrull Skrull Skrull Skrull Skrull!
Everyone's a Skrull!
My father (Skrull!)
My sister (Skrull!)
My roommate and my kitten and the Red Skull! (Skrull Skrull Skrull!)
The policeman on the corner and Heidi Bruhl!
The president and even your little stuffed bull!
Everyone's a Skrull!
Skrull Skrull Skrull!
Skrull Skrull Skrull Skrull Skrull Skrull!
Everyone's a Skrull!
KT Tunstall!
(Skrull!)
George Goebel!
(Skrull!)
Will Farrell!
(Skrull! Skrull! Skrull!)
Bryant Gumbel!
(Skrull!)
Martin Mull!
(Skrull!)
Colin Powell!
(Skrull! Skrull! Skrull!)
Snoopy the beagle!
(Skrull!)
George Segal!
(Skrull!)
And Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull...
Everyone's a Skrull!
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