Today in Comics History, December 21: Just once, Cap wishes Jarvis would bring him a beer

from Vision and the Scarlet Witch (1985 series) #7 (Marvel, April 1986), script by Steve Englehart, pencils by Richard Howell, inks by Frank Springer, colors by Adam Philips, letters by Bill Oakley

Today in Comics History, May 31, 1996: The Avengers franchise just throws its hands up in the air and says "Oh, screw it."

from Avengers #400 (July 1996), script by Mark Waid, breakdowns by Mike Wieringo, finishes by Tom Palmer, colors by John Kalisz, letters by Bill Oakley

Today in Comics History: For some reason, Bruce Wayne and Alfred Pennyworth wind up in an Avengers story

Panels from Avengers: Timeslide one-shot (February 1996), and you know what? This story is so incompetent ("calender"?) that I'm not gonna list the creators. If you really want 'em, here they are.

Whoops!: Ultron has never actually read the Bible

Panel from The Avengers #280 (June 1987), script by Bob Harras, breakdowns by Bob Hall, finishes by Kyle Baker, colors by Christie Scheele, letters by Janice Chiang

365 Days with Hank McCoy, Day 255: Punch a Skrull in the skull

from The Avengers #209 (Marvel, July 1981), written by J.M. DeMatteis, pencils by Alan Kupperberg, inks by Dan Green, colors by Ben Sean, letters by Janice Chiang

365 Days with Hank McCoy, Day 109

Panel from Dazzler #1 (March 1981), script by Tom DeFalco, pencils by John Romita Jr., inks by Alfredo Alcala, colors by Glynis Wein, letters by Joe Rosen

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