Friday, October 02, 2015

Countdown to Halloween: Jack Kirby's Monsters! Night Two: When you see him, say a prayer and kiss your heart goodbye

Hey, who's this dude? What's his story? What's he all about?

Panels from "Alien on Earth!" in Journey into Mystery (1952 series) #51 (March 1959), script (?) and pencils by Jack Kirby, inks by Christopher Rule, colors by Stan Goldberg, letters by Artie Simek

What's a-goin' on here, dude? What's your major malfunction? (Besides phonics.)

What do the intelligentsia, Les Fran├žais, those dirty commie Russkies, and…I don't know, Alfred Pennyworth and that one guy from Ghost Hunters...all think about him?

Well, I don't know what the heck that thing kids, don't put your lips on it!

Oh, let's just do to it what we do to everything. Let's blow that sucker up with a nuke! Yee-haw!

Oh, say! Turns out he was smarter than us. Well, that'll happen. Wah-wah-wah-wahhhhhhhhhhh!

Join us tomorrow when we prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that...Jack Kirby has seen the motion picture King Kong!


Smurfswacker said...

Rggf--prxno--bzny--English translation: I'm sorry. I'm a confirmed Kirby Monster fan, but this guy is just plain silly-looking.

Blam said...

Where are Sugar and Spike to translate when you need 'em?