The Zen Wisdom of Charlie Chan

Because that's the way Charlie rolls. Unlike, say, his Number One Daughter, who uses sex appeal to trap a crook:



Well, at least one of Charlie's seventy-eight daughters has some feminism and self-respect:



Still, you try to give the Honorable Chan some parenting advice, but does he listen? He does not.



So, in conclusion: traditional Chinese sagacity, everyone!