Hawkeye, Hawkeye, or Hawkeye

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the delightful and mirth-provoking game that's got all American laughing: Hawkeye, Hawkeye, or Hawkeye? The rules are simple: match the Hawkeye quotes to the correct Hawkeye:

Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce from TV's M*A*S*H:




Nathaniel "Hawkeye" Bumppo, hunter/tracker from James Fenimore Cooper's Leatherstocking Tales (seen here in the 1992 movie of The Last of the Mohicans):




Or ace avenging archer Clint "Hawkeye" Barton!:


Now, cut the word balloons below out (get your parents' permission first before you use scissors!) and rearrange them above the pictures to achieve the proper balance of Hawkeye quip and Hawkeye mugshot! It's not merely fun and edutaintional...it's the Hawkeyeiest!












Did ya get 'em all right? Of course you did...because you know your Hawkeyes! (Hooray!)

Join us next time for another exciting episode when we pit Tony Stark, Ozzy Osbourne, and a guy who won a big athletic marathon competition, against each other in a contest we can only call...well, we haven't come up with a name for it yet. But see you then!

Oh, and by the way, print the word balloons before you cut them out. Don't cut out your computer screen. Whoops, shoulda told you that earlier. Sorry!