Well, no duh. That ain't news. Doom has never promised us anything but misery and torment in our future. That's not breaking news, that's just consistency.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Man Bites Accursed Dog Dept.
Front-page headline in today's Metro ("The free newspaper you can leave behind on the subway!"):
Well, no duh. That ain't news. Doom has never promised us anything but misery and torment in our future. That's not breaking news, that's just consistency.
Well, no duh. That ain't news. Doom has never promised us anything but misery and torment in our future. That's not breaking news, that's just consistency.
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Surely you jest - or perhaps willfully misunderstand. Doom does not offer misery, he offers stability. Doom does not offer torment, he offers peace. Merely submit to his will and he will bring order and prosperity to a crisis-wracked world.
Gee, I didn't know Doom had precognitive abilities. ;-)
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