Wednesday, February 06, 2013

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National Comics subscription ad printed in Strange Adventures #185 (February 1966)
Ad: pencils by Curt Swan, inks by George Klein, letters by Ira Schnapp
Comic book cover: Action Comics #33 (February 1966), pencils by Curt Swan, inks by Sheldon Moldoff

Today in Comics History, February 6, 1951: I'm Bankin' Stan Duff, it's a gas gas gas!


from "The Death-Cheaters of Gotham City!" in Batman (1940 series) #72 (DC, August 1952), script by David Vern, pencils and inks by Jim Mooney, letters by Ira Schnapp

Tuesday, February 05, 2013

Just another ordinary day in Smallville


Panel from "The Amazing Adventures of Krypto-Mouse" in Superboy #65 (June 1958), script by Jerry Coleman, pencils and inks by John Sikela


365 Days of DC House Ads, Day 36: DC House Ads Super-Subscription Week, Day 3


Two-page subscription ad for DC Comics (1972); printed in Batman #239 (February 1972)
Scripter and artist uncredited. (Is it Carmine Infantino and Dick Giordano?)
Click image to giant-savings-size

Here's a half-page version of the same ad, from Secrets of Sinister House #4 (April-May 1972). No scissors for Tommy in this one!



Today in Comics History, February 5, 1987, 7:15 AM: Goofy pratfall captured for America's Funniest Home Videos


from Black Widow: The Coldest War graphic novel (Marvel, April 1990); script by Gerry Conway; pencils by George Freeman; inks by Ernie Colon, Mark Farmer, George Freeman, Mark Harris, Val Mayerik, and Joe Rubinstein; colors by Lovern Kindzierski, letters by Ron Muns

Monday, February 04, 2013

Today in Comics History, February 4, 1987, 11:24 PM: Boris Badenov lays down some session tracks for the band Yes


from Black Widow: The Coldest War graphic novel (Marvel, April 1990); script by Gerry Conway; pencils by George Freeman; inks by Ernie Colon, Mark Farmer, George Freeman, Mark Harris, Val Mayerik, and Joe Rubinstein; colors by Lovern Kindzierski, letters by Ron Muns

Today in Comics History, February 4, 1987, 11:22 PM: Focus on me / Focus on me / Focus on me / Focus on me


from Black Widow: The Coldest War graphic novel (Marvel, April 1990); script by Gerry Conway; pencils by George Freeman; inks by Ernie Colon, Mark Farmer, George Freeman, Mark Harris, Val Mayerik, and Joe Rubinstein; colors by Lovern Kindzierski, letters by Ron Muns

Today in Comics History, February 4, 1987, 11:19 PM: Enter Montgomery Burns


from Black Widow: The Coldest War graphic novel (Marvel, April 1990); script by Gerry Conway; pencils by George Freeman; inks by Ernie Colon, Mark Farmer, George Freeman, Mark Harris, Val Mayerik, and Joe Rubinstein; colors by Lovern Kindzierski, letters by Ron Muns

Today in Comics History, February 4, 1987, 11:18 PM: Milo Manara gets ready to sketch a cover


from Black Widow: The Coldest War graphic novel (Marvel, April 1990); script by Gerry Conway; pencils by George Freeman; inks by Ernie Colon, Mark Farmer, George Freeman, Mark Harris, Val Mayerik, and Joe Rubinstein; colors by Lovern Kindzierski, letters by Ron Muns

Today in Comics History, February 4, 1987, 11:17 PM: Black Widow forces open door in search of missing 11:16 PM


from Black Widow: The Coldest War graphic novel (Marvel, April 1990); script by Gerry Conway; pencils by George Freeman; inks by Ernie Colon, Mark Farmer, George Freeman, Mark Harris, Val Mayerik, and Joe Rubinstein; colors by Lovern Kindzierski, letters by Ron Muns

Today in Comics History, February 4, 1987, 11:15 PM: United Nations building shinier than ever, thanks to new improved Windex!


from Black Widow: The Coldest War graphic novel (Marvel, April 1990); script by Gerry Conway; pencils by George Freeman; inks by Ernie Colon, Mark Farmer, George Freeman, Mark Harris, Val Mayerik, and Joe Rubinstein; colors by Lovern Kindzierski, letters by Ron Muns

Today in Comics History, February 4, 1987, 11:14 PM: Theme from "The Pink Panther" plays


from Black Widow: The Coldest War graphic novel (Marvel, April 1990); script by Gerry Conway; pencils by George Freeman; inks by Ernie Colon, Mark Farmer, George Freeman, Mark Harris, Val Mayerik, and Joe Rubinstein; colors by Lovern Kindzierski, letters by Ron Muns


Today in Comics History, February 4, 1987, 11:13 PM: Security guards in Marvel Comics continue to be rock-stupid


from Black Widow: The Coldest War graphic novel (Marvel, April 1990); script by Gerry Conway; pencils by George Freeman; inks by Ernie Colon, Mark Farmer, George Freeman, Mark Harris, Val Mayerik, and Joe Rubinstein; colors by Lovern Kindzierski, letters by Ron Muns

Today in Comics History, February 4, 1987, 11:12 PM: Zzpraking is performed


from Black Widow: The Coldest War graphic novel (Marvel, April 1990); script by Gerry Conway; pencils by George Freeman; inks by Ernie Colon, Mark Farmer, George Freeman, Mark Harris, Val Mayerik, and Joe Rubinstein; colors by Lovern Kindzierski, letters by Ron Muns

Today in Comics History, February 4, 1987, 11:11 PM: Black Widow appears entirely too happy that she joy-buzzed a doorknob


from Black Widow: The Coldest War graphic novel (Marvel, April 1990); script by Gerry Conway; pencils by George Freeman; inks by Ernie Colon, Mark Farmer, George Freeman, Mark Harris, Val Mayerik, and Joe Rubinstein; colors by Lovern Kindzierski, letters by Ron Muns

Today in Comics History February 4, 1987, 11:07 PM: Filming commences on the new Prince video


from Black Widow: The Coldest War graphic novel (Marvel, April 1990); script by Gerry Conway; pencils by George Freeman; inks by Ernie Colon, Mark Farmer, George Freeman, Mark Harris, Val Mayerik, and Joe Rubinstein; colors by Lovern Kindzierski, letters by Ron Muns

An ode to monsters in little pants.

And now, my poem about monster underpants.


Splash page from "Lo-Karr, Bringer of Doom!" in Journey into Mystery #75 (December 1961), plot by Stan Lee, script by Larry Lieber, pencils by Jack Kirby, inks by Dick Ayers

Big and scary monsters, they'll put you in a trance
But from whatever realm they come they're always wearing pants



Splash page from "Zzutak, The Thing That Shouldn't Exist!!" in Strange Tales #88 (September 1961), pencils by Jack Kirby, inks by Steve Ditko

They'll shatter towns and eat armies and through the earth they'll tear
And you can always count on one thing; that's their underwear



Splash page from "Fin Fang Foom!" in Strange Tales #89 (October 1961), pencils by Jack Kirby, inks by Dick Ayers

They walk upright and also talk so they're not animals
The Comics Code protects us all from monster genitals



Splash page from "The Return of...Grogg!" in Strange Tales #87 (August 1961), pencils by Jack Kirby, inks by Dick Ayers

They'll tear up all your cities! They rip apart your beaches!
They'll stomp on towns and humankind, clad only in their breeches



Splash page from "What? What? What Was Gargantus!" in Strange Tales #80 (January 1961), pencils by Jack Kirby, inks by Steve Ditko

Their typography is ragged as if it's been bitten through
But they're wearing tiny pants whether they're orange or if they're blue



Splash page from "The Return of Gargantus" in Strange Tales #85 (June 1961), pencils by Jack Kirby, inks by Dick Ayers

Where do they get these shorts from? Marvel never even knew
But every one from A to Z wears pants, except Xemnu.



Splash page from "I Was a Slave of the Living Hulk!" in Journey into Mystery #62 (November 1960), script by Stan Lee, pencils by Jack Kirby, inks by Dick Ayers

(Also Tabooooooooo!)


Splash page from "The Return of Taboo!" in Strange Tales #77 (June 1960), pencils by Jack Kirby, inks by Dick Ayers


365 Days of DC House Ads, Day 35: DC House Ads Super-Subscription Week, Day 2



Subscription ad for "The DC Explosion"; printed in Dynamic Classics #1 (September-October 1978)

Well, The DC Explosion didn't work quite as well as DC had hoped, and instead led to the infamous DC Implosion (Read more about it here).

Wikipedia tells us: "On June 22, 1978 DC Comics announced staff layoffs, and the cancellation of approximately 40% of its line." Yikes! Listed in this subscription ad were titles that were quickly cancelled (All-Star Comics, Batman Family, Black Lightning, Claw the Unconquered, Doorway to Nightmare, Firestorm, House of Secrets, Our Fighting Forces, Secrets of Haunted House [this resumed publication about a year after cancellation], Showcase, Star Hunters, Steel, and The Witching Hour), including a handful cancelled after their first and only issue (Army at War, Battle Classics, Dynamic Classics). Also cancelled were several titles not on this subscription list (Aquaman, Kamandi, Mister Miracle, Secret Society of Supervillains, and Shade the Changing Man). There were even victims of the DCI that were never published (Demand Classics, Western Classics, The Vixen and the not-listed-here Deserter and Starslayer).


Covers to Cancelled Comics Cavalcade #1 and 2 (1978), pencils and inks by Al Milgrom (#1) and Alex Saviuk (#2); logo by Todd Klein

Some of the ill-fated books eventually saw publication in the Xerox-only Cancelled Comics Cavalcade, two books released in editions of 35 copies each in order to protect DC's copyrights on the material. Scripts and artwork for some cancelled books were worked into other comics or eventually printed as back-up stories.

But did you know that DC's longest-running title was also on the chopping block for the DC Implosion until a timely eleventh-hour save? That's right: Detective Comics was planned to end with issue #480, "until the decision was overturned following strenuous arguments on behalf of saving the title within the DC office, and Detective was instead merged with the better-selling Batman Family." (Wikipedia). Whew! Now that was a cliffhanger escape from death worthy of the Batman himself!

Some comics critics have warned that the large amounts of material being published today could eventually lead to another implosion across the industry. We've seen it mostly in smaller publishers going out of business after overextending their lines (CrossGen, some manga publishers). It happened in 1957 to Atlas (later Marvel) and in 1978 to DC. If you're a fan of patterns and conspiracy theories, consider: 21 years elapsed between those events. In 1999, 21 years after DC's implosion, Kitchen Sink Press went out of business after an ill-fated expansion into merchandise (hey, I liked those chocolate bars). 21 years after 1999 is 2020. Shall we meet back here in seven years to see what the comics business is like then and who is going to go out of business then? Place yer bets!

To conclude, as it says in the ad: "Please allow 10 weeks for first copies to arrive." To which I add: "Plus eternity." Somewhere, somewhen, a little stuffed bull is still sitting by his mailbox, eagerly and patiently awaiting his mailed copy of Demand Classics. Wait on, little guy.

Today in Comics History, February 4, 1987, 11:15 AM: Man sells giant cherries


from Black Widow: The Coldest War graphic novel (Marvel, April 1990); script by Gerry Conway; pencils by George Freeman; inks by Ernie Colon, Mark Farmer, George Freeman, Mark Harris, Val Mayerik, and Joe Rubinstein; colors by Lovern Kindzierski, letters by Ron Muns

Today in Comics History, February 4, 1987, 11:14 AM: The La's track down Black Widow


from Black Widow: The Coldest War graphic novel (Marvel, April 1990); script by Gerry Conway; pencils by George Freeman; inks by Ernie Colon, Mark Farmer, George Freeman, Mark Harris, Val Mayerik, and Joe Rubinstein; colors by Lovern Kindzierski, letters by Ron Muns