Father Christmas is coming!

It's Christmas Eve and Marshall and I are so excited we will hardly be able to sleep! Why? I'm telling you why! Father Christmas is coming to London Town!

I have been over all the British Christmas catalogues and I'm pretty sure I know what I want. I didn't get a chance to send off a letter to Father Christmas this year (he does not live the same place as Santa! He lives in a disused Underground station off the Aldywch) but I am pretty sure he reads my blog regularily just to make certain if I am naughty or nice, not only in my blogging but in my real life. Anyway, F.C., here's my Chrimble list for 2006:

1. The new Goon Show CD collection
2. The new Just a Minute CD collection
3. Some books about the London Underground
4. The new Everyman P. G. Wodehouse volumes
5. An unlimited Oystercard
6. Cadbury Flake
7. A permit to drive in the Crunchy Nut lane. I do not want to be Mister Non-Crunchy Nutter! No, Mister Non-Crunchy Nutter!:
   
8. Ant or Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway Board Game
9. The Keira Knightley 2007 Calendar
10. Wensleydale cheese
11. An assortment of Thornton's toffee
12. A Boots gift card
13. The 2007 Beano Annual
14. For Leona Lewis's "A Moment Like This" to be the Christmas #1 top single
15. That £1500 London Underground coffee table
16. A model Dalek (important: not a real one)
17. Miss Billie Piper's autobiography
18. Peace on Earth
19. Good will to all
20. and a pink baby pig!

Marshall adds: "And a pony, please, Father Cwismas?"

Father Christmas is coming tonight!

It's Christmas Eve and Marshall and I are so excited we will hardly be able to sleep! Why? I'm telling you why! Father Christmas is coming to London Town!

I have been over all the British Christmas catalogues and I'm pretty sure I know what I want. I didn't get a chance to send off a letter to Father Christmas this year (he does not live the same place as Santa! He lives in a disused Underground station off the Aldywch) but I am pretty sure he reads my blog regularily just to make certain if I am naughty or nice, not only in my blogging but in my real life. Anyway, F.C., here's my Chrimble list for 2006:

1. An assortment of excellent British cold cereals including Weetabix, Scotch Oats and Nestle's Coco Shreddies
2. An unlimited seven day Oystercard
3. Chelsea F.C. 2006 Top Trumps cards
4. Cadbury Flake
5. For Toga the Penguin to return home safely
6. Ant or Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway Board Game
7. The Keira Knightley 2006 Calendar
8. Wensleydale cheese
9. A Boots gift card
10. The new Beano Annual
11. For Billy Mack's "Christmas is All Around" to be the Christmas #1 top single
12. Wallace and Gromit soap-on-a-rope
13. Peace on Earth
14. Good will to all
15. and a pink baby pig!

Marshall adds: "And a pony, please, Father Cwismas?"