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Saturday, April 23, 2022

Comics Do Shakespeare, Final Act: Curtain Call

So long! Farewell! Auf wiedersehen! Goodbye!

from Sandman (1989 series) #19 (DC, September 1990), script by Neil Gaiman, pencils and inks by Charles Vess, colors by Steve Oliff, letters by Todd Klein

Comics Do Shakespeare: The Tempest, Act 7: Ending on a scene I'm pretty sure Shakespeare would've heartily approved of

That giant Riverside Shakespeare is gonna fall off the shelf and bonk 'em on the noggins at any moment.

from The Dreaming: Waking Hours #12 (DC/Black Label, September 2021), script by G. Willow Wilson, pencils and inks by Nick Robles, colors by Matheus Lopes, letters by Simon Bowland

Comics Do Shakespeare: The Tempest, Act 6: "We are such stuff as dreams are made on, and our little life is rounded with a sleep."

Shakespeare writes a play. His final play, as it turns out.

The stage designer reads the first page of the script and sighs mournfully.

'Oh, THAT thing again? You wrote that last year as a pilot for Steven R. Bochco.

'But at this rate, Dad, you'll never even FINISH NaNoWriMo.'

from Sandman (1989 series) #75 (DC/Vertigo, March 1996); script by Neil Gaiman; pencils by Charles Vess, John Ridgway, Bryan Talbot, and Michael Zulli; inks by Charles Vess; colors by Daniel Vozzo; color separations by Digital Chameleon; letters by Todd Klein
Oh, this a-hole again:

'Oh, Marvel's Nightmare, I bid thee welcome.' 'I'm not...oh, whatever.'

'Oh, Marvel's Nightmare, I bid thee welcome.' 'I'm not...oh, whatever.'

'And four hundred years from now I must inspire Paul Simon to write a song about me as well.'

That's pretty much the end of 2022's Shakespeare Day celebrations (well, very nearly), so for at least a year we return to your regularly scheduled comics blog. i hope you've laughed, and cried, and maybe learned a thing or two.

'Yeah, well, I don't see you helping me get dinner ready, man who melts into air, into thin air, when the chores start.'

'Yeah, well, I don't see you helping me get dinner ready, man who melts into air, into thin air, when the chores start.'

'Where the hell are all the singing cats?'

Born on this day (probably) in 1564; died on this day in 1616: William Shakespeare, who wrote some really cool stuff. Happy birthday, Will.

I like to think that if he'd lived during the 1940s, he would've written some really cool comic books.

'It's over, Anakin. I have the high ground!'

'It's over, Anakin. I have the high ground!'

Wow, I never know Neil Gaiman died so young.

Comics Do Shakespeare: The Tempest, Act 5: Fans did not respond as positively as DC had hoped to the "Batman vs. Gandalf" arc

Certainly there's a whole lotta detecting goin' on here.

from Detective Comics #958 (DC, August 2017), script by James Tynion IV, pencils by Álvaro Martínez Bueno, inks by Raúl Fernández, colors by Brad Anderson, letters by Sal Cipriano

Comics Do Shakespeare: The Tempest, Act 4: AIIIIEEEEEE THE STAGE IS ON FIRE

'Still, nuthin' beats those Chip Kidd covers, huh.'

from Convergence: Infinity Inc. #1 (DC, June 2015), script by Jerry Ordway, pencils and inks by Ben Caldwell, colors by Veronica Gandini, letters by Rob Leigh

Comics Do Shakespeare: The Tempest, Act 3: And it had a cool robot!

Picnic blanket courtesy of Ralston-Purina.

from Robin #34 (DC, October 1996), script by Chuck Dixon, pencils by Jennifer Graves, inks by John Dell, colors by Adrienne Roy, letters by Tim Harkins

Comics Do Shakespeare: The Tempest, Act 2: For heaven's sake, 007, stop interrupting my Shakespeare. And put some pants on.

Anyway, isn't this supposed to co-star Puck from Alpha Flight?

from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: The Tempest #2 (Top Shelf/Knockabout, August 2018), script by Alan Moore, pencils and inks by Kevin O'Neill, colors by Benedict Dimagmaliw, letters by Todd Klein

Comics Do Shakespeare: The Tempest, Act 1: I pity the fool who plagiarizes from Mr. T.

from Man-Thing (1997 series) #5 (Marvel, April 1998), script by J. M. DeMatteis, pencils and inks by Liam Sharp, colors by Christie Scheele, letters by Jon Babcock

Comics Do Shakespeare: Hamlet, Act 12: Brush up your Shakespeare, Commissioner Gordon

That's good advice from the guy who rooms with Curious George.

from "A Monster Walks Wayne Manor!" in Detective Comics #438 (DC, December 1973); script by Archie Goodwin; pencils, inks, and letters by Jim Aparo

Comics Do Shakespeare: Hamlet, Act 11: If I wrote the next Batman movie

'If music be the food of love, punch on.'

from "Specialists in Crime!" in World's Finest Comics #18 (DC, Summer 1945), script by Don C. Cameron, pencils by Dick Sprang, inks by Norman Fallon

Comics Do Shakespeare: Hamlet, Act 10: "The cat will mew, and dog will have his day."

'But eventually Statrford and its famous river lost their charm for Shakespeare, and he decided to move somewhere else.' 'Mr. Peabody! You don't mean...' 'Yes, Sherman. He was Bored...of Avon.'

from "Tee-Vee Jeebees" in Rocky and His Fiendish Friends #1 (Western/Gold Key, October 1962), creatord unknown

Comics Do Shakespeare: Hamlet, Act 9: Spider-Man solves all the textual and psychological problems in Hamlet

'AND a cell phone, but you don't see Northrop Frye talking about THAT.'

from Amazing Spider-Man (2015 series) #1.3 (Marvel, April 2016), script by Jose Molina, pencils and inks by Simone Bianchi, colors by Israel Silva and Java Tartaglia, letters by Joe Caramagna

Comics Do Shakespeare: Hamlet, Act 8: How nice is Batman? So nice he set up Jim Gordon's punchline.

'Ha, ha? The Commissioner has been taken over by the Joker! Better punch him in the face just to be sure!'

from The Brave and the Bold (1955 series) #106 (DC, March 1973); script by Bob Haney; pencils, inks, and letters by Jim Aparo

Comics Do Shakespeare: Hamlet, Act 7: The Flash sues Shakespeare for $42 billion in royalties

Now, students, you see, here is a perfect example not only of a closed time-travel paradox loop, but also of The Flash screwing history up completely.'

from "[The Tale of the Time Capsule!] Chapter 4: Traipsing through Time!" in All-Flash [Quarterly] #4 (DC/Jolaine, Spring 1942), script by Gardner Fox, pencils and inks by E. E. Hibbard

Comics Do Shakespeare: Hamlet, Act 6: Wait, wait, wait. Archie has a lucky foot?!?

Wow, Reggie doesn't think Shakespeare is stupid NOW, not like in that Romeo and Juliet comic.

"Bore Chore" from Archie's Joke Book Magazine #204 (Archie, January 1975), creators unknown

Comics Do Shakespeare: Hamlet, Act 5: For bonny sweet Robin is all my joy

'Hey Dad! Dad! Dad! Look at me! Dad! Hey Dad! Dad! Dad! I'm reciting Shakespeare, Dad! Dad! Look, Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!'

from Batman #682 (DC, January 2009), script by Grant Morrison, pencils by Lee Garbett, inks by Trevor Scott, colors by Guy Major

Comics Do Shakespeare: Hamlet, Act 4: "The point en-Venomed too? Then, Venom, to thy work."

And Horatio immediately sues for being left out of this.

cover of Amazing Spider-Man #347 (Marvel, May 1991), pencils by Erik Larsen, inks by Randy Emberlin

Comics Do Shakespeare: Hamlet, Act 3: Remember what I said about the last post being quite possibly the greatest Shakespeare production ever performed in comics? Never mind, this one is it.

'And by 'this' I mean that groovy chick with the glasses!'

Written by William Shakespeare, now spinning in his grave faster than the pace of Vin Diesel's next movie.

from "Hamlet and Eggs!" in Swing with Scooter #6 (DC, April 1967), script by Barbara Friedlander and Jack Miller, pencils by Joe Orlando, inks by Mike Esposito, letters by Joe Letterese

Comics Do Shakespeare: Hamlet, Act 2: Quite possibly the greatest Shakespeare production ever performed in comics

Only problem is, when Ophelia dies she comes back three times before the end of Act Five.

from "Life Model Doggie" in Marvel Adventures Super Heroes (2008 series) #13 (Marvel, September 2009), script by Paul Tobin, pencils and inks by Marcelo DiChiara, colors by SotoColor, letters by Dave Sharpe

Comics Do Shakespeare: Hamlet, Act 1: Whoa, take it down a notch there, Orzechowski

'Father? Whatever are those footnotes doing on the floor over there?'

from Classics Illustrated #99 [Hamlet] (Gilberton, September 1952), script by Samuel Willinsky, pencils and inks by Alex Blum