Let's take a look at Sandra Bullock in comic books, shall we?
!['She was so great alongside Keanold Magistrates!'](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUIYCfWC7NNqM5dZIntLjIjU3ClIJ4b9pXqbeaX8O6N7Dr5xRwpz1eCAkauKsd4y9-PwLRTqaCfSB7Ij96HOeb8uZxZEx5gkjev30aYMsDdVQ6NYbJpddp_blvbJZdhL7xD92C4ofMGrNQmxq84ODK8QEQnB51R3NEMLsnRy5VLKZzg0eJXyFkLg/s1600/0726-sandrabullock-archiespringbreak5a.jpg)
from "You Ought to be in Pictures" in Archie's Spring Break #5 (Archie, 2000), script by Bill Golliher, pencils by Jeff Shultz, inks by Jim Amash, colors by Barry Grossman, letters by Bill Yoshida
Aw man, that's not Sandra Bullock, that's just anotgher one of Archie's Generic Celebrities.
Oh well. Until I can leaf through these other comics and find an actual appearance by her, let's check in on this thinly-disguised version of Sandra Bullock.
![Click here for more Sandra and less Comics Sans-dra!](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpxdgg5-fdE7bcM2AoH85MsWDI9PtvEVx5xyg-Q0LCWNXS_CemrBor26nzMFQZDZbs5vGwfcVQbSypxt2-XH0j5CNPC8SDlxyDz_inbYLjJm5L7l1P4JpQZAQxGHVPweQUQEuSEI9QowmvjSgcog9TqfR4Gx7BJNWGI2mBzMWu0fouD1EyoPOZgw/s1600/clicktoreadmorebutton.jpg)
Well, it ain't a purty picture.
![Geez, those sound effects! Just what IS going on in Sandy's dressing room?!?](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMfFgSLq_FZSeW4croNdaMjqk_ltheRd_f_JRE1QDAYrjfldkpT3Fc4TyxX4edrn59kgxn00-TvqKJ2K7gCHnFu54T2B8Mlyw61K_2yjkXgf8PRXCnZS7yYDNOheRc-toCQlaqELJPHF9IxExrRhHXm689KYB2etmXWoow4xAG_jbr0cCI9g6qgQ/s1600/0726-sandrabullock-archiespringbreak5b.jpg)
Look out! Fake Sandra Bullock is about to die! Now who will star in Miss Cordiality 2?
!['Maybe I shouldn't have had those extra donuts this morning': a sentence you will never hear ME say.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEha-ddaZ_7TmexctBglm_EO58ZGYWJCNVnkmIMPC2g2vP1MwBKzmwgbxvSuO0f6dyVPwJ2E_QFt-aR5XN4w1-behhSwwKq9qDJyVaVGDocIaFS_6ereKfDXG4cgyBkrWgUh-jMAtBjhQmyoHudXDXAo4x_t8meYfqXAhcOTWsHMiZmVHjyjjyArnw/s1600/0726-sandrabullock-archiespringbreak5c.jpg)
How you can tell this is an imaginary story: Dilton's gettin' some.
![Oh YEAH Dilton's takin' action!](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjL_F7NiFIUmRGJTmXVfE5jmfAh4LxsnfmM-3RbDe0FVe7i2BqT7JjNme6hkos5R5dCucgsZld3BUtjY0i1YabVY0NT_shjS9C3G5W42L0MlAOiCVM0eSyFmk7Vzg5jBdbDX4wkod5XxdoHDNcSRrR3fv-FD1B-ff2sSxcuhFmEvnetm6a1FaEM4A/s1600/0726-sandrabullock-archiespringbreak5d.jpg)
WHY DID DILTON AND SANDY'S CLOTHES CHANGE COLOR BETWEEN PANELS oh maybe I pasted together two different scenes
![I never knew she played Sydney Savage!](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4SZApi6581hrtlHfeRSXXr0PpaPD77sGXAB5mAhMHbJBK2WbDz5asPDJgaMQXdl5ByujWoxTzPq1winghoL7TacFI7NH5pytKQGv-EjxGA-GqMHnoGKQXC33DpoLo_T9lfrLdpQio9xODvQAa75n6NMTcPJUHESpOJNXWyX3ZQJ6tMgkqE8hFgA/s1600/0726-sandrabullock-archiespringbreak5e.jpg)
And the story ends as all Archie Comics end: insulting Reggie Mantle.
![THAT'S OUR REGGIE](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiy1f8XxSO3Q4RzpoQf2-GLjqwkUNBOwqCxljoHrJ9Z6RcGWR6N2xS5_sVvOCjoJvSYLo9wwyCFtxH2TpHAR-A8nGTkEt9wKu-uYEbvPhHvx_r9S4BSTaENCI6CqeqCCpz1f_eF729HC7MrYRYRRaSzL52YSkHymsuEWmJYM0x3uACfBlz4M_V8_A/s1600/0726-sandrabullock-archiespringbreak5f.jpg)
So, while you've been laffin' at the antics of Mr. Amndrews and company, I've finally found an appearance of Sandra Bullock in comics. And who knew she was such a big fan of the Fantastic Four? Here, let me paste this letter into my post before reading all the way to the end.
![And here I was all ready to drive down to Tallahasse.](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieazr2xNwy1EbVd_N2kKv5qlro5YE61isA7ebcb1to4k0TUmJpUXQcLvZsCKE1rTfO8I26f13nNpwHuGtoehtDfASrC4l78jkPusVb8yKH_9oYucoQWQt9DsywFPZTqfZuVwIr0sSmUqsjv7-2Wdzu-GAizVYiIH7i8oZ0-55Nt_eH6AY5VLUSfg/s1600/0726-sandrabullock-ff523-loc.jpg)
from the letters of column of Fantastic Four #523 (Marvel, April 2005)
(reads letter all the way to the end) OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
Happy birthday anyway, Real Sandra Bullock!
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