Sick bull, in his fuzzy blue pyjamas, sick bull, better bring him chicken noodle soup...

Hi hi hiCHOO! (sniff) It's me, folks, the under-the-weather Bully the High-Temperature Little Stuffed bull, apologizing to you goo healthy folks that I don't have a proper post tonight, I mean, what I'm feel as under the flu bug as Mister Peter Parker did...


Panels from Amazing Spider-Man #121 (June 1973), script by Gerry Conway, pencils by Gil Kane, inks by John Romita Sr. and Tony Mortellaro, color by David Hunt, letters by Artie Simek

What's more, when you have a cold, try not to hang around people who are showing off their giant snowball collection:



...especially when what the doctor (Strange, Richards, or Connors) receommends is heading straight home to bed and take some speed! Wait, no, I think I've misread that panel:



Because who knows: after you down your two or three bottles of Narcoleptussin-R, the sure cure for cough and colds, you may be called on to run some errands. Especially when you might be called upon to save Miss Gwen Stacy when she apparently has slipped on some slick ice while climbing around on the Brooklyn Bridge. That'll teach you to wear those big spiked Jimmy Choos, Gwendy!



Hopefully your mind will be clear and sharp enough to do this:


Panels from What If? #24 (December 1980), script by Tony Isabella, breakdowns by Gil Kane, finishes and inks by Frank Giacoia, with Carl Gafford, Peter Poplaski, Ron Zalme, and Joe Albelo, colors by Carl Gafford, and letters by Tom Orzechowski

Here's a helpful hint: if you didn't hear a "snap," you're in like flynn.



Now, make sure she takes you home and tucks you into bed, and brings you some of Aunt Stacy's Chicken Noodle Soup. By which I mean, plenty of hugs and kisses. Because half the fun of having a cold is giving it to someone you love right? cough, cough