Huh. Me, I think they forgot somebody. As you know, yours little stuffed truly never shys away from correcting Esquire magazine, so in the spirit of restoring the icon they've criminally overlooked, I whipped up this revised version:
There. That's better. The original and still the finest, in both definitions of the word.
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9 comments:
Definitely! Uhura and her rock solid abs are the hottest of all.
I'm pretty sure there are a couple of ladies who should have been considered for TNG representatives before Guinan too.
(And Terry Farrell? For shame. Kira all the way.)
(And T'Pol? Go Hoshi!!!)
They're going to get letters about that one! Guys our age are still in love with Nichelle Nichols, and she's a granny now!
What about Janeway? Or Nurse Chapel? Or Deanna Troi? Or Major Kira? Or... well, I could go on but I won't.
T'Pring! Ezri Dax! M'ress! the list goes on and on. But Uhura tops them all!
Yeah, where the spotted heck IS Hoshi? Oh, of course. She's so hot she's off the bloody chart!
Blaylock and Ryan my left...Sorry, I should watch my language around little stuffed bulls. I just never found them all that attractive.
They're right about Goldberg, though. {runs away}
The problem with all of our corrections is that they disprove Esquire's thesis, which is "Star Trek women have been getting progressively more appealing, culminating in Zoe Saldana." Remember, if the facts don't support the conclusion, then the facts need to be discarded! So here's how Esquire must have disqualified some of the people who would disprove their theory:
Nichelle Nichols: Better known for her work on "Futurama."
Julie Newmar: Better known for "Batman."
Sherry "What Are Little Girls Made Of?" Jackson: Better known for "Make Room for Daddy."
Gates McFadden: "Mad About You."
Marina Sirtis: "Gargoyles."
Famke Janssen: "X-Men."
I think Maxim magazine used a similar technique when they named Olga Kurylenko "the hottest Bond girl ever."
frankly baylock needs to be at about the same level as whoopi.
She looks like an angry teenaged boy.
But that hoshi lady, damn!
and yup, the original uhura is still the finest of all the star trek ladies. Mostly due to those go go skirts, rawr!
No Grace Lee Whitney?
Clearly these guys never saw the Mirror Universe episodes of Enterprise, cause, damn, was Hoshi hot in those.
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