Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!

A Thanksgiving Pageant by Bully, starring Bully (me!) and my kid sister Marshall:

(BULLY and MARSHALL enter the living room. BULLY is dressed like a pilgrim, including that belt-buckle hat. MARSHALL is dressed like an Indian Native American. Everyone APPLAUDS.)

MARSHALL: Hello Pilgrims. Would you like to come over for dinner today?
BULLY: Yes please. Thank you. Will there be corn?
MARSHALL: We call it maize.
(BOTH turn to audience and bow. Everyone APPLAUDS. Exeunt.)