Index Sticky: Ben Grimm Totally Rocks!

Why does Ben Grimm totally rock? Lotsa reasons, true believer:

#1-3: His amazing fashion sense, way with the ladies, and vocabulary.
#4: He's a comic book collector.
#5: He compresses much information into a single source.
#6: He provides the reason why this site is #1 on Google's search for the term "how to hang draperies."
#7: He watches cheesy movies; the worst he can find.
#8: Bonk!
#9: He's the original man of action.
#10: Ya can't beat him, but ya can lick him.
#11: He can speak fluent logo.
#12: He respects and celebrates the military.
#12½: Doctor Doom attempts to find a reason
#13: He's a gourmet of the highest degree.
#14: He don't take no guff, not even from Stretcho.
#15: When he fights with himself, he really fights with himself.