...the more awake you are?
So, I shall fool Mister Morpheus by using reverse psychology on him. I will be awake now! Ho hum, I am not going to go to sleep at all. Here I am lying in bed in my fuzzy pajamas but I am going to stay wide awake! Don't you sprinkle sand in my little button eyes, you inverse-word-ballooned Robert Smith-look-alike! This little stuffed bull is wide awake! Haw!
Also, on second reflection p'raps it wasn't the best idea to have those three Starbuck's frappuccinos at 7:15 PM.