Have you seen this penguin?

Here is the sad news that is on the telly right now in London: someone stole a baby penguin from the Isle of Wight!

I don't know why anyone would steal a penguin! Maybe they thought it was quite cute and wanted to hug it a lot. Don't hug it too hard! This penguin needs its mama to hug him, not you, Mister Penguin-napper! Bring him back or phone the police to tell them where he is right away!

Police constables are asking you to be on the lookout for Toga or for someone who looks like they might have stolen a penguin. If you see them, dial 999 to get the police if you are in England...or if you are in the US, dial the operator and tell them to connect you with Tony Blair. He will make certain the proper authorities are alerted. Be sure to say "Thank you, Mister Blair!"

Anyone who would steal a penguin is a very, very bad or foolish person. I would not like it if anyone stole me away from Brooklyn. Don't steal penguins! It's not cool and it won't make you look like a tough guy!