The June 1975 2025 Calendar for Another Menacing Year: Another bride / Another June / Another wedding / Wrecked by a goon

It's June! June, when a young man's flights of fancy lightly turn to thoughts of...how Dennis can possibly screw up this wedding ceremony. Possibly the bride's gown will be set on fire, perhaps the minister will be stricken by itching powder, maybe a frog will jump into the cake. That's the beauty of June: we just don't know.

Anyway, celebrate the uncertainty of June with this calendar that came out in 1975 but works perfectly today! Cut it out and pin it up on the wall all month to remind you to stay single!

"June" from Dennis the Menace Bonus Magazine Series #134 (Hallden/Fawcett, October 1974), artist uncredited and unknown
(Click picture to matrimony-size)
Sayyyy, for what reason would Dennis and Margaret both be in the wedding party? They aren't related (for which Margaret thanks her lucky stars). All I can figger is that possibly their teacher is getting married and chose this pair of tots to walk up the aisle, in which case, mazel tov and lotsa luck.