Send Away for Scary Stuff Month, Night 2: Well-hung monsters

Night Two brings us an ad to send away for SEVEN FOOT MONSTERS! I dunno, both those look like they only have two feet. You've seen these all the time in your comicky books: you can risk a stamp to send away for Frankenstein's Monster] or Boney M. the Skeleton or (gasp, choke) both! Frighten small children and the dog! Terrify your kid sister and babysitter! Convince your parents you may need to go to a psychotherapist! Hang them up carefully because they're made of micro-thin cellophane and not Mylar, the new miracle plastic!


Honor House advertisement from DC Comics cover-dated January 1972
Tomorrow night: more devilish delights delivered (C.O.D.).