Bully Eats Food: They're always after me Lucky Charms

Oh boy! I have a HUGE box of Lucky Charms from General Mills cereal and it is branded with DC's Green Lantern character!





Here, thanks to cross-company synergy, Lucky the Leprechaun is Green Lantern! (drawn by Joe Quinones!) Golly, I hope that doesn't mean that Lucky killed all the other cereral mascots to get all their rings (regards the box of cereal supiciously).


And on the back there's part of a Justice League mural! Cut it out and hang it up in your League headquarters, or your crapper. Art by Ivan Reis, Joe Prado, and Mya Maiolo! RARE....put it in a Mylar snug immediately!


I notice this quiz does not ask Middle America to identify Simon Baz/Green Lantern's real name.


Hey Look (to quote anothe feature)! There's a free DC Comic inside this box of Lucky Charms! oooh! i hop it's Detective Comics #27.


This is a huge box of the Irish cereal...so I bet the free comic is gonna be the BIGGEST COMIC BOOK EVER! (dreams of Destroy, dreams even bigger)


GOTTA GET GOTTA GET MY BIG ENORMOUS HUGE LARGE COMIC BOOK


What the--? This is not the hugest comic book ever. It is a tiny comic book!!!


Ah well (sigh). I guess even a tiny comic book is still a comic book.


WORST INSULT EVER


Oh well! Always remember: comics are part of your delicious and nutritious full breakfast! NO DON'T EAT 'EM