Bully and His Pals: Rat Boy!

While walking along Seventh Ave in Brooklyn today, I met a brand-new furry pal!


He was sitting outside a bodega and a couple were already watching him. The woman asked: "Is that a rat, or...?"

"That's a rat!" I said, then I added "It's your Lucky Christmas Rat!"

Another guy stopped to look and said "He's not shy, either!" And I wish I'd said "And he takes a pet so good!"


He's obviously well-fed. And that, non-New Yorkers, is why we have Bodega Cats!