In Which Bully is Uncommonly Incendiary

My Avengers movie is better than your Avengers movie! Because mine has

Iron Man with a nose!

Panels from Iron Man #68 (June 1974), script by Mike Friedrich, pencils by George Tuska, inks by Mike Esposito, colors by Linda Lessmann, letters by June Braverman

The Hulk eating hot dogs!

Panels from "With Friends Like These..." in Marvel Fanfare #7 (March 1983), script by Steven Grant, pencils by Joe Barney, inks by George Freeman, colors by Petra Goldberg, letters by Jim Novak

Thor in love!

Panels from Thor #394 (August 1988), script by Roger Stern, pencils by Bob Hall, inks by Tony DeZuniga, colors by George Roussos, letters by Diana Albers

Captain America digging this day!

Panels from Captain America #116 (August 1969), script by Stan Lee, pencils by Gene Colan, inks by Joe Sinnott, letters by Sam Rosen

Hawkeye getting thrown off of The Ed Sullivan Show!

Panel from Avengers v.1 #22 (November 1965), script by Stan Lee, pencils by Don Heck, inks by Wally Wood, letters by Ray Holloway

Nick Fury doin' what Nick Fury does best!

Page from Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.* #2 (July 1968), script, pencils, and colors by Jim Steranko; inks by Frank Giacoia with Joe Giella; letters by Sam Rosen

Loki doing this thing!

Panel from Thor: First Thunder #3 (January 2011), script by Bryan J. L. Glass, pencils and inks by Tan Eng Huat, colors by José Villarrubia

Black Widow doing stuff you only wish Scarlett Johansson was doing!

Panels from Black Widow: Deadly Origin #3 (March 2010), script by Paul Cornell, pencils by Tom Raney, inks by Scott Hanna, colors by Matt Milla, letters by Cory Petit

Besides, my movie has better tie-in merchandising than yours does.

Panel from Black Widow v.6 #7 (December 2010), script by Duane Swierczynski, pencils by Manuel Garcia, inks by Lorenzo Ruggiero, colors by Jim Charalampidis, letters by Nate Piekos

And Jarvis is in it!

Panels from (ahem) "Bully!" in Avengers #201 (November 1980), script by David Michelinie, pencils by George Pérez, inks by Gene Day, colors by Ben Sean, letters by John Costanza

Let's face it...even crummy low-down dirty Nazi scum like my Avengers movie!

Panel from "Back From the Dead!" in Young Men #24 (December 1953), pencils and inks by John Romita Sr. (?)



So if you don't think Joss Whedon is a moviemaking god...go cut up your comic books and make your own Avengers movie! With whoever you want on the team! I did!


Panel from Avengers #151 (September 1976), script by Steve Englehart, pencils by George Pérez, inks by John Tartaglione, colors by Don Warfield, letters by Irving Watanabe




*Silver-Screen Hell Isn't Entertaining Like Dis