With Black Friday, the biggest and most frantic shopping day of the year coming up in less than a week, here's a warning to shop
carefully and
civilly. Stores have hired all-new clerks who won't put up with the usual nonsense of stampeding customers and grabbing the sale merchandise.
You have been warned:
!['Are you free, Mr. Batman?' 'I'm free!'](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tOrnRNX3dKGYcUwFMkHW99mjSn2TC3Xbuqo9KYOflxJu9O4X2utW-J_XotxTFGYeXcIsZFXgTNPFD9VFtT8Nsq4nPzINQwKm5iY2o5oTohJwJds6GBujPapTbDezr7nzZZ2w0GDT16lHE79GdRZw=s0-d)
![Once again, Batman hates cans.](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_t9YPaGYg_JTOEaqIqWzXKV9RPGKBKtORNwN0eHEaU_gq-zQII1cABDeYfPq20SFgozQz8e-9-zU6gMkZTNvZed_YGOqamcdy2SOIBxsWekE6aiKnYCoowfmrBjH10VW57mZ0Yhra_7wSRLuxG0DQ=s0-d)
!['And here's your GREEN STAMPS.' (POW!)](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_s2jEtxe_R4zH2DzU5kqLtgIpF7MBzIPiy28MIm0cJubcxywWDotOhhn36T2TzS925FCYu5vHLoobtW7bY-vCyKgcXJbLPhiqa9k58guwNFI51fLD_iNJXKK_LEfLGVDzipRXFcteuLggpQCrr0=s0-d)
Panels from "Alfred's Mystery Menu!" in Batman #191 (November-December 1975), script by Gardner Fox, pencils by Sheldon Moldoff (credited as "Bob Kane"), inks by Joe Giella, letters by Gaspar Saladino
So remember: he may be wearing the traditional Walmart blue
vest cape, but he will
not put up with your disruptive funny business in
his store! Shop nicely or
don't shop at all!
1 comment:
This is the ONLY reason that I would ever get up and go shopping on Friday!
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