Had you wondered who's been digging under Broadway?

The New York Metropolitan Transit Authority is building a brand-new subway line along the East Side of Manhattan! Believe me, if you lived here, you'd know how much we need this to get to the uncharted regions of the Upper East Side. So even though it won't be open until the year 2072 (actual Bully estimate), they've already started promoting it in advertisements on the current, old, boring subway:



They're even including photographs of the work in progress! Gosh, it's cool to see all these underground excavations into the bedrock of Manhattan Island.



Mind you, do you think there's any chance they might tunnel into some weird area that contains monsters, aliens, or other such scary beasties? Knowing the weirdness magnet that Manhattan seems to be, I'm guessing that they will indeed come into contact with some uncanny and fantastic scientific mystery.



Don't panic, though. I'm pretty sure that's somebody's arrived who well-capable of handling it.