Take off...to the Great White Norse

And now, just in time for vacation-planning season...the Vanaheim Chamber of Commerce happily presents you with this

Authentic Map of Asgard!

But book your holiday in the Nine Worlds early—tourist reviews on Expedia and Priceline report there's a wait of up to one hundred and seventy minutes to go on the "Giant Bust of Odin" ride. (Especially if Volstagg is in line in front of you.) And don't forget: The Museum of Heroes is closed on Thorsday! So enjoy yourself in Asgard, but when you're heading for the Asgardian Shopping Center (newest additions: Victhoria's Secret, Build-a-Balder, the Iðunn's Apple Store, and Chik-Fil-A), remember to bring your Visa. Because Heimdall woin't allow you entrance over the Rainbow Bridge until you've slain the Mighty She-Bear of the Northland Forests of Umulak...and he doesn't take American Express.


"Map of Asgard" from Journey Into Mystery Annual #1 (1965),
written by Stan Lee with art by Jack Kirby
(Click map to Skurge-size)

Also, kindly do not give this map to Norman Osborn or any agents of H.A.M.M.E.R.* during the events of "Siege." Remember: loose lips sink Sif!

*Ham and Mozzarella Maniacs Encouraging Revenge