10: Finally watch all those History Channel documentaries piling up on the Tivo
9: Finish that "Mark Wilson's Sorcerer Supreme" magic correspondence course
8: Invent fourth-personal singular tense in which to refer to one's self
7: Rescue mother from hell
6: Stop phoning Tammy in the middle of the night while drunk
5: Invade offices of Marvel Comics, capture Stan Lee, imprison him in an impenetrable deathtrap from which he shall never esca…Guards! GUARDS! Recapture him!
4: Finally redeem that spa weekend gift certificate the Red Skull sent for Christmas 1997
3: Stop picking at facial scars or they'll never heal
2: Use Ovoid mind-transference techniques to swap bodies with Amy Winehouse; get the whelp's career back on track
1: Tie: Enslave Earth/Destroy the accursed Richards
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5 comments:
Doom needs to dump Jenny Craig and join Curves! ;-)
I'm so how thinking that Doom really would have had the Amy Winehouse thing as number one- either that or taking over the famous amos franchise
Why is it that the idea of a fourth person tense excites me so? Studying language is bad for you, I think.
I should read some Frank Miller and try to forget how language works before I get aroused by a semicolon.
Again.
(There we go - a minor sentence! Thanks, Frank!)
#2 may have already happened. I don't think he's doing them in order, though...
doctor doom should try:
http://tinyurl.com/fatlossf0ridiots
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