Miss Doyle, I read Swamp Thing. Swamp Thing is a friend of mine. I know Swamp Thing, and Miss Doyle, you are no Swamp Thing.
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(And put a bra on!)
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10 comments:
The things you can get away with when no one buys your book...
I can understand how the snake twists its body, but how on earth does she contort into that position? (Granted, I have no idea what her power is, the ability to thrust your butt and boobs with equal abandon?)
Michael-Sensei
So I asked myself, "Why did I give up on comics in the 90s"?
Now I remember.
Gah!
My goodness but that is terrible! Eye-bleedingly terrible. I'm backing slowly away, and running to read some Fables. They have GOOD covers.
I owned a lot of comics from the 90s (not this one, thank heavens) that I lost when I stored them in an attic that a leak developed in just above them. When I see things like this, I'm glad the roof sprung a leak.
Don't tell Mike Sterling. I think it will break his brain.
I've not heard of this before. Can anyone confirm my suspicion that, on the basis of the cover alone, it must be the worst comic ever published?
To be fair, single-cup bras aren't as widely available as the standard model.
She might not be Swamp Thing, but she certainly is Slinky Spine!
What's funny is when you don't adequately realise that's a snake wrapped around her until the perspective section of your brain starts whimpering for mercy.
I don't know if that's the Worst Cover Ever, but I'm having a hard time coming up with a way to draw a worse one.
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