Thursday, June 14, 2007

What If...Captain America Had a Baby?

Jack Kirby's Captain America

Why, I think it would go something like this:

Peek...
Jack Kirby's Captain America

..A-Boo!
Jack Kirby's Captain America

Peek...
Jack Kirby's Captain America

..A-Boo!
Jack Kirby's Captain America

Peek...
Jack Kirby's Captain America

...A...
Jack Kirby's Captain America

BOO!
Jack Kirby's Captain America

Thankfully, Captain America does not have a baby.

All panels in this post have been taken from the trade paperback collection
Captain America's Bicentennial Battles
written and drawn by Jack Kirby


PS: Happy Flag Day from me 'n' Cap!


10 comments:

Sleestak said...

Ugh, Captain America as a father.

"Eat all your vegetables. Hitler didn't eat his vegetables. Do you want to be like Hitler?"

EM said...

I love the one with the shield!

SallyP said...

That would be one seriously messed-up baby. Probably grow up to steal hubcaps or something.

Michael May said...

After reading entirely too much today about Mary Jane zombies, I really needed this post.

Thanks, Bully!

Anonymous said...

Though my fingers are less square, I have to imagine that when I play peek-a-boo with my kid, that's pretty much what it looks like from her perspective.

Only Bully could make Kirby more awesomer (yes, "awesomer").

Anonymous said...

Bully's blog sucks! Not funny. Bizarro hate Bully.

Bully said...

Aw, I know how to translate Bizarro-speak, big guy. I know that you're really meanin' is the opposite of what you're sayin'. When you say you hate me, I know you love me! And when you say my blog sucks, you really mean...

Hey wait! Are you saying my blog blows?!

rachelle said...

I can't tell you how hard I laughed at this.

joncormier said...

Wonderful. If slightly terrifying.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for posting, Bully. This is fun - as comics should be!

And has anyone, before or since, ever drawn with the same energy as Jack Kirby? Even in a scene like this, the action practically leaps off the page.