Whatddaya mean, you haven't picked up that phone call
yet? It's
September, dude! Check the handy tiny calendar! And ya know what? It's
useless for us this month!
from Spider-Man: Marvels Snapshots #1 (one-shot) (Marvel, December 2020); script, pencils, and inks by Howard Chaykin; colors by Jesus Aburtov; letters by Ken Bruzenak
Instead, check out America's
only trademarked Menace™,
Dennis, in a cartoon that has no captions but is obviously subtitled "I'd like a volunteer...oh sweet Jesus, not
you, Dennis." Enjoy the li'l heckraiser
all month long!
"September 1968" from Dennis the Menace Giant #51 [Dennis the Menace Christmas Special] (Hallden/Fawcett, Winter 1967), creators unidentified and unknown