Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Well Done, World Wide Web!

...which is not at all inspired by The Onion's The A.V. Club's perpetual feature "Great Job, Internet!" No, this post or its title has no relation or inspiration and anyway you can't prove it.

Tonight, since you've already seen Captain America: Civil War anf yet you've been suitably warned not to see X-Men: Apocalypse, why not split the difference and enjoy another Marvel Cinematic Masterpiece that features the only reason you wanted to see that new X-Men movie anyway, Jubilee! Yes, tonight's Million Cookie Movie is 1996's Generation X, starring Jessica Jones's celebrity pal James van der Beek's ex-wife Heather McComb as Jubilee, not English-cross-country-skier Finola Hughes as Emma Frost, and Edison Carter as the bad guy, I dunno, might even be Magneto, who knows? Let's find out together!

And now, with limited ice cream sundae interruption, Marvel's Generation X!


Blam said...

I saw this when it first aired.
The whole thing.
Still waiting for my check.

tomg said...

I just tried watching it... got as far as the banana split scene and decided to spare myself any more pain.