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Sunday, January 01, 2012

Ten of a Kind: Ten Characters Who Have Zero Chance of Ever Being Featured in "365 Days with..."

I'll never understand why the proletariat doesn't rise up against Richie Rich and chop his macrocephalic head off. (Richie Rich #63)

He knows how to get ahead in business. (Star Wars: Jango Fett #1)

Well, at least he got away from all the women. (Cerebus #91)

I'm guessing now he's going to cry. (Tiger-Man #1)

Chromium! That's what THIS title has going for it! (Night Thrasher #1)

She's the Snooki of Riverdale Shore. (Cheryl Blossom #1)

I couldn't even find 20 family-friendly panels of her, let alone 365. (Bomb Queen IV #1)

Need I explain why not? No? Let's move on, then. (Gambit #2)

Wait, so this is at issue #150 and Nextwave got cancelled with #12? Thor: The Mighty Avenger with #8? The Order with #10? Kyle Baker's Plastic Man with #20? Andy Helfer and Kyle Baker's The Shadow with #19? Gotham Central with #40? Jaime Reyes Blue Beetle with #36? Don Slott's The Thing with #8? 'Mazing Man with #12? All of Kirby's Fourth World books? Batman: Streets of Gotham with #21? Aztek with #10? Captain Britain and MI13 with #15? Hourman with #25? SWORD with #5? Batman Adventures v.2 with #17? The All New Atom with #25? Manhunter with #38? Young Heroes in Love with #18? Red Raven Comics with #1? I can go on all day, you know.

Uh uh. No way. No how. (Female Force: Sarah Palin)

And keep in mind I'd spotlight NFL Superpro before I would any of these. Hey, why not submit your own character who you'd never feature every day a year (he said, in a shameless ploy for comments)?

(More Ten of a Kind here.)

18 comments:

Stergios Botzakis said...: My nevers:

Garfield the Cat
Gambit
The Sentry
Kyle Rayner; 1/01/2012 9:53 PM
Bully said...: I almost picked The Sentry, Sterg, then I remembered the excellent Age of the Sentry miniseries. And I'd never diss Kyle Rayner on this site...Bully Supporter First Class SallyP likes him too much, and I like her!; 1/01/2012 10:27 PM
Isaac said...: Crankshaft.

Doomsday.

High Evolutionary.

But it'd be a lot more fun to pick ten characters I actually would want to feature for a full year.; 1/01/2012 10:49 PM
H said...: Spores

Lobo

Cousin Oliver; 1/01/2012 11:42 PM
Luke said...: Wait- did that work? If not, I say again: "Wild Dog!"

And if it did work... well, I geuess I said it twice.; 1/01/2012 11:45 PM
Rodrigo said...: deadpool, cause that thing gets old real fast.
and deathstroke. no fun!

or cable; 1/01/2012 11:46 PM
Anonymous said...: Honcho from Team America

Snuffy Smith

G'nort

Shoe

-- MrJM; 1/01/2012 11:53 PM
Delta said...: Night Thrasher would be near the top of my list, too.

Big Guy.
Power Pack.
Mister Sinister.

I wonder if you could do 365 Days of all Jean Grey either dying or getting resurrected (a lot of re-telling, of course)?; 1/02/2012 12:10 AM
Chris Sims said...: You don't like Cheryl?

I thought I knew you, Bully.; 1/02/2012 12:22 AM
timber-munki said...: Mr A.
Nomad; 1/02/2012 6:43 AM
SallyP said...: Wait...Kyle? Them's fightin' words, my friend!

*ahem*

As for characters that I would never feature...!

Geoforce
Red Tornado (not Ma Hunkel, the other one)
Halo
Jade
Kari Limbo
Jason Todd; 1/02/2012 10:16 AM
Scott Bryan said...: To NOT see?

Cable
Bane
Deathcry
Despero as a good guy/Lron
Gnort

As for those others have picked, I personaly like Power Pack, Gambit, Kyle, Jade and Red Tornado.

Of course my fav to see someday would be Plastic Man but everyone knows that by now.; 1/02/2012 11:12 AM
Prankster said...: Yeah, kinda surprised to see Cheryl Blossom and Richie Rich on this list. Though I guess I've never read more than a couple of Cheryl's stories...I always thought she was basically just a red-headed Veronica. Maybe there's something horrible about her I'm unaware of.; 1/02/2012 11:31 AM
Mag said...: Starfire & Quicksilver; 1/02/2012 11:38 AM
KC45s said...: Kamandi.

Any character with the word "Thing" in their name. Except, ironically, The Thing.; 1/03/2012 1:43 AM
Blue Gargantua said...: Oh thank goodness!

This means I can still hope to see 365 Days with Tarot, Witch of the Black Rose.; 1/04/2012 10:24 AM
Jason A. Quest said...: Just curious if you've read any Bomb Queen.; 1/04/2012 1:31 PM
Bully said...: Jason: Yes.; 1/26/2012 8:04 PM