James Bond knows where cigars come from.
He wears a stylish orange suit and sky blue trousers.
James Bond is slow to take a hint.
Bond has never read a DC comic book.
He is very rude to hotel clerks.
He knows all about Chinese culture.
He thanks girls for getting him off.
Also, he knows what a Chinese name doesn't sound like.
Death and microfilm are his sterious.
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Occasionally, James Bond transmutes into a fish.
While the safe is blowing, he tastes fish.
In fact, Bond is a carnivore.
James Bond is one lucky S.O.B.
He knows how to relax.
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All panels are from the James Bond comic books Death of a Spy,
Chinese Riddle and Super Duper, published in India by SP Ramanathan.
8 comments:
Standing O.
That certainly is some unusual lettering.
Mind blown.
Well that was fun. Incoherent, but fun.
I would pay good money to see a regular series of this.
Bully,
You're copy seems to be more censored than mine:
http://www.weirdcrimetheater.com/?p=34
Wow. That's totally going on my resume: "I am a karate speci alist, good at shooting too."
Also..."Super-dupers?"
For a second there I was wondering if Gold Key's standards had really slipped.
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