Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Fifteen Things You Never Knew About James Bond


James Bond knows where cigars come from.
Indian James Bond



He wears a stylish orange suit and sky blue trousers.
Indian James Bond



James Bond is slow to take a hint.
Indian James Bond



Bond has never read a DC comic book.
Indian James Bond



He is very rude to hotel clerks.
Indian James Bond



He knows all about Chinese culture.
Indian James Bond



He thanks girls for getting him off.
Also, he knows what a Chinese name doesn't sound like.
Indian James Bond



Death and microfilm are his sterious.
Indian James Bond



?????
Indian James Bond



Occasionally, James Bond transmutes into a fish.
Indian James Bond



While the safe is blowing, he tastes fish.
Indian James Bond



In fact, Bond is a carnivore.
Indian James Bond



James Bond is one lucky S.O.B.
Indian James Bond



He knows how to relax.
Indian James Bond



????!!????!!!!!
Indian James Bond
All panels are from the James Bond comic books Death of a Spy,
Chinese Riddle
and Super Duper, published in India by SP Ramanathan.

9 comments:

Chris Sims said...

Standing O.

Jayunderscorezero said...

That certainly is some unusual lettering.

David Campbell said...

Mind blown.

SallyP said...

Well that was fun. Incoherent, but fun.

Dave said...

I would pay good money to see a regular series of this.

Kumar said...

Bully,

You're copy seems to be more censored than mine:

http://www.weirdcrimetheater.com/?p=34

Prankster said...

Wow. That's totally going on my resume: "I am a karate speci alist, good at shooting too."

Also..."Super-dupers?"

Evan Waters said...

For a second there I was wondering if Gold Key's standards had really slipped.

Ajnaabi said...

Really Superb, i must admit :)