As Obi-Wan Kenobi once told us in that movie, "Love is a many splendored thing, love lifts us up where we belong, all you need is love!" When he said that, what he told you was true...from a certain point of view. And me? Well, I've read Marvel's Silver Age romance comics. Those, and the first music video I ever saw on MTV, told me a different story. I mean, I'd trust a Jedi if I needed to chop somebody's arm off...but, when it comes to love, everybody knows that only Stan Lee and Peter Wolf know the true score. Take it away, boys!
You love her
But she loves him
And he loves somebody else
You just can't win
Till the day you die
This thing they call love
It's gonna make you cry
The reds and the pinks
One thing for sure
Love stinks, yeah yeah
Love stinks
Love stinks, yeah yeah
Love stinks, yeah yeah
Love stinks
Love stinks, yeah yeah
Love's gonna find you, yes it is
You just can't hide
Your heart will fall
Then love will fly
It's gonna soar
All I can say is
Love stinks
Love stinks, yeah yeah
Love stinks
Love stinks, yeah yeah
Love stinks, yeah yeah
Love stinks
Love stinks, yeah yeah
I've been through minks
I've been through it all
Love stinks
All panels from Teen-Age Romance #86 (March 1962), featuring work by Stan Lee, Jack Kirby, Tom Scheuer, Gene Colan, and Vince Colletta as The Beaver.
Love stinks, yeah yeah
Love stinks
Love stinks, yeah yeah
Love stinks
Love stinks, yeah yeah
Love stinks
Love stinks, yeah yeah
Beautiful hands! And strong nails to claw your rival's eyes out!
A slim and slender figure! Plus, breathing problems throughout your entire high school years!
Plenty of bling! Fool your friends! Make your boyfriends jealous! Enrage Leonardo DiCaprio, star of Blood Diamond!
Booze, sweet booze.
Even more special bonus: The special "Love Stinks" remix of the text story from Teen-Age Romance #86!:
So remember, everybody...love sti...
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3 comments:
"Polish the car before bed"
Great punchline!
Now I'm hungry for Strawberry Pop-Tarts.
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