Friday, January 02, 2009

Doctor Doom's Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

FF #247 panel

10: Finally watch all those History Channel documentaries piling up on the Tivo
9: Finish that "Mark Wilson's Sorcerer Supreme" magic correspondence course
8: Invent fourth-personal singular tense in which to refer to one's self
7: Rescue mother from hell
6: Stop phoning Tammy in the middle of the night while drunk
5: Invade offices of Marvel Comics, capture Stan Lee, imprison him in an impenetrable deathtrap from which he shall never esca…Guards! GUARDS! Recapture him!
4: Finally redeem that spa weekend gift certificate the Red Skull sent for Christmas 1997
3: Stop picking at facial scars or they'll never heal
2: Use Ovoid mind-transference techniques to swap bodies with Amy Winehouse; get the whelp's career back on track
1: Tie: Enslave Earth/Destroy the accursed Richards


Sea_of_Green said...

Doom needs to dump Jenny Craig and join Curves! ;-)

Anonymous said...

I'm so how thinking that Doom really would have had the Amy Winehouse thing as number one- either that or taking over the famous amos franchise

Tom said...

Why is it that the idea of a fourth person tense excites me so? Studying language is bad for you, I think.

I should read some Frank Miller and try to forget how language works before I get aroused by a semicolon.


(There we go - a minor sentence! Thanks, Frank!)

Phillip said...

#2 may have already happened. I don't think he's doing them in order, though...

Gregory said...

doctor doom should try: