Thursday, June 02, 2011

The New DC: There's No Stopping Us Now

FLASH!: The entire DC Comics line of comic books will be re-launched with 52 new #1 issues in the month of September.

FLASH: Most of the titles have yet to be announced.

GREEN LANTERN!: But if yours little stuffed truly* owned DC, I think it would go...something like this:

*Me.


  1. Superman #1
  2. Action Comics with Some Actual Action In It for Once #1/905
  3. Batman #1
  4. Detective Comics in Which Batman Detects Instead of Just Punching #1/882
  5. Batman, LLLP (Except in Delaware) #1


  1. Batgirl, Inc. starring Barbara Gordon, Stephanie Brown, and Cassandra Cain and Anyone Else You Want; Are You Happy Now? #1
  2. Birds of Prey and Hey, Let's Throw Hawkman in There Too #1
  3. Green Lantern Flip Book #1 (same story told on each side, one with Hal Jordan, one with Kyle Rayner)
  4. The Red and Orange and Yellow and Green and Blue and Indigo and Violet Lantern Corps #1
  5. Green Lantern's Butt #1 (for Sally)


  1. Batwoman: Did We Mention She's a Lesbian? #1
  2. I Shall Call This One The Time That Aquaman Spoke As If He Were Brian Blessed and Got His Own Book #1
  3. Green Arrow and Black Canary Boink #1
  4. Justice League of America and American Associated Free States and Possessions #1
  5. JLB: Justice League Bwah-Ha-Ha-Ha! #1


  1. The Not-Quite-All-New But Once Again Asian-American Atom #1
  2. The Flash Family of Fine Fleetfeets #1
  3. Two or Three Legions of Super-Heroes: We Hope You Can Tell Them Apart #1
  4. L.E.G.I.O.N. '11 #1
  5. ¡Arriba! ¡Blue Beetle! #1


  1. Jack Kirby's Fifth World starring Jack Kirby's Mr. Miracle and Jack Kirby's New Gods as Created by Jack Kirby #1
  2. Secret Sixty-Six #1
  3. Wonder Woman and Her Invisible Jet and Her Incredibly Supportive Boyfriend Steve Trevor #1 (for Ragnell)
  4. Teen Titans #1 — I don't care who's in it or what they do, just shove 'em all in there and let them sort it out themselves
  5. Jimmy Olsen, Superman's Press Agent #1


  1. Booster Gold and His Agents of DC Comics Canon Continuity #1
  2. Swamp Thing/All Star Batman and Robin Team-Up #1 (for Mike Sterling)
  3. The Adventures of Bob Hope #1
  4. The Adventures of Conan O'Brien #1
  5. The Adventures of Bill Hicks #1 (Vertigo Comics)


  1. Jack Knight, Viewmaster Reel Collector #1
  2. The Shazam! Family #1 — or, if i were running Marvel Comics, I'd let them call it The Captain Marvel Family #1
  3. Power Girl and Her Supporting Cast #1
  4. Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew! featuring The Three Mousketeers and the Fox and the Crow #1
  5. Superboy and the Ravers #1


  1. Zatanna and the Fishnet Four #1
  2. Sandman Inc. (featuring the Endless Ensemble) #1
  3. Firestorm and the Female Furies #1
  4. A Date with Debbi to Swing with Scooter #1
  5. The Scooby Doo/Batman Mysteries #1


  1. The Challenge of the Super Friends #1
  2. Jonah Hex in the Twenty-Fifth Century #1
  3. Kamandi: The Last Boy on Earth-51 #1
  4. The Riddler, P.I. #1
  5. Supergirl: Cosmic Adventures in the Ninth Grade #1


  1. Just Let Darwyn Cooke Do Whatever The Heck He Wants Every Month #1
  2. Ditto for Sergio Aragonés #1
  3. Sugar and Spike #1
  4. Wildcat Takes His Shirt Off and Punches People for 32 Pages #1 (for Dorian)
  5. Ace the Bat-Hound #1


  1. Stanley and His Monster Squad #1
  2. Showcase Presents Arms Being Ripped Off and Heads Exploding #1 by Geoff Johns and Brad Meltzer



Posted by Bully at 10:33 PM
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13 comments:

d said...

I've already put 46, 47 & 48 on my pull list.

6/03/2011 5:40 AM
Phillip said...

Remind me again why you don't run DC Comics, Bully? Vote Bully 2012!

6/03/2011 5:43 AM
Siskoid said...

Awesome ideas, even the jokey ones. The only real stinker is #52, but you gotta let the proles have their fun.

6/03/2011 9:31 AM
Dave Carter said...

A list full of much awesomeness.

I'm totally in for #12, #25, #28, #39, #40, #42, #45, #46, #47, & #48.

And they can have their #52, as long as they keep that crap out of the other 51 titles.

6/03/2011 10:27 AM
Rainbird said...

OK, I want #47. I'm sure Sergio would be up to it too. And I loved #48. Sugar and Spike rule.

6/03/2011 5:51 PM
Scott Bryan said...

I really think this whole reboot thing is just a stunt. I mean 52 new books? Why not 43 or 29 or 56? Why the exact number for alternate universe at DC? I think it’s a fake reboot tied into a Crisis story. They’ll bring it all back.

6/03/2011 7:29 PM
Scott Bryan said...

Oh! And I want…
2,4,7,8,9,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,21,23,24,26,27,32,33,34,35,36,38.

6/03/2011 7:41 PM
Sleestak said...

I think you just solved the "Jimmy Olsen problem". He should be running or working for a PR firm that handles super-heroes and even villains. Lots of story opportunities there.

6/04/2011 12:43 AM
SallyP said...

Oh...My...God. I can't think of a single book that I WOULDN'T buy...with the possible exception of #52.

And may I just say that #10 would be the ginchiest!

These are all just fabulous.

6/05/2011 4:19 PM
Evan Waters said...

This fixes everything, as far as I can tell. Good show.

6/05/2011 11:56 PM
The Reverend Charles said...

You know, you could get a pretty good psych profile out of what a person would pull from this list.....

6/06/2011 2:17 PM
The Reviewer said...

This is the best reboot ever! I would buy all of them in print and digital. Seriously funny stuff!

6/06/2011 3:08 PM
Eyz said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Awesome! Great funny (and actual ideas).
DC needs to do that Aquaman title for real XD

6/06/2011 4:14 PM

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