Friday, June 11, 2010

Tables only turn when tables learn

"And there came a day...a day unlike any other...when Earth's mightiest heroes and heroines found themselves united against a common threat. On that day, the Avengers were born—to fight the foes no single super hero could withstand!"

Also, they had a table.


From the very beginning...
Avengers Table!



...starting out very small...
Avengers Table!



...as it became a symbol of the team...
Avengers Table!



...and even the chairs joined in the fun...
Avengers Table!



...no matter how good or bad your posture...
Avengers Table!



...whether it's used for breakfast...
Avengers Table!



...or a council of war...
Avengers Table!



...through tragedy...
Avengers Table!



...and through Claremont...
Avengers Table!



...to other realities...
Avengers Table!





...and back again...
Avengers Table!



The Avengers' Table can never be replaced!

Oh, except for the time Namor broke it and they made him buy a new one.
Avengers Table!



So now say we all: Avengers Table Assemble! And if there's a few parts left over when you're done, don't worry. They're s'posed to be built like that.

Ikea Table!


7 comments:

Daniel Dean said...

Have I told

you lately

that I love you...

Jack said...

"...and through Claremont..."

That had me rolling on the floor. You've been on quite the roll lately, Bully.

Jack Roberts, Annabelle's scribe said...

I loved this!

SallyP said...

Heheh! I have assembled quite a few things from Ikea, and I almost rolled off of MY chair as I read this.

Oh Bully, you've been on one heck of a roll lately!

Servo said...

Nice work on this one, Bully!

That was great! Especially the "Beast we're eating here." text!

Sleestak said...

What's up with all the creativity? Feel so small.

Siskoid said...

I never realized how big a woman the Wasp was. I guess she kept herself shrunk for later appearances.