Friday, August 10, 2007

Time, Time, Time, See What's Become of Me #4: All Together Now

One of my favorite bits of YouTubery (or if you must get technical, GoogleVideography) is the clever, "wish I'd thought of that" mash-up of Back to the Future and Back to the Future, Part II, which shows, in split-screen, the famous Fish Under the Sea Enchantment Under the Sea Dance scenes from both movies simultaneously on a split-screen, pitting McFly versus McFly for the stakes of the very time-space continuum...oh, why don't we just watch?:



Brilliant! I was very inspired by this. Why, I asked myself, don't I put the three comics I've just read into chronological order? Now, I don't have any special video editing equipment, but I do have three comic books, a pair of safety scissors, and a big ol' pot of glue, so sit back and enjoy "The Amazing Rama-Tut Adventure 3D" in glorious Mash-Up Vision! (No special glasses required, but feel free to put 'em on anyway...they look cool!)

The scene: 2940 BC. (Just after teatime). Journeying along the past lives of Morgana Blessing in search for her soul, Doctor Stephen Strange arrives in Ancient Egypt, where he is startled to find himself in a futuristic Sphinx.
Doc Strange #52 panel


Unknown to the Master of the Mystic Arts, this time period is also host to four members of The West Coast Avengers, trapped in the past during a long time-journey:
WCA #22 panel


Strange is knocked out by protective laser weapons inside the Sphinx:
Doc Strange #52 panel


Strange's unconscious form is dragged through the Sphinx by robots, until they're spotted by the West Coast Avengers:
WCA #22 panel


The WCAs attempt to rescue Dr. Strange, but in the confusion his body is taken away by other robots:
WCA #22 panel


...and carted through the corridors of the Sphinx.
Doc Strange #52 panel


He's placed in a stasis coffin...
Doc Strange #53 panel


Just before the robots seal him within its force field, Strange regains consciousness and sends his astral form out to freedom...
Doc Strange #53 panel


Seconds after that, Doctor Strange's astral projection escapes into the Sphinx just as the West Coast Avengers arrive to try to save him...
WCA #22 panel


...but they're unsuccessful and move off again. They spend more of the rest of these events running around the Sphinx in seeming circles, trying to find some way to time travel back to their era while battling robots and warriors of Rama-Tut. More or less meanwhile, while traveling back in time to 2940 BC in search of a radioactive herb to cure blindness, the Fantastic Four are captured by the despotic pharoah Rama-Tut. As Rama-Tut gloats over his captives, they are observed by the non-corporeal Doctor Strange, and via close-circuited television elsewhere in the Sphinx, the West Coast Avengers.
FF #19 panel
Doc Strange #52 panel
WCA #22 panel


As the Fantastic Four is dragged off, Doctor Strange catches sight of a young slave girl, whom he detects is the possessor of Morgana's soul fragment:
Doc Strange #52 panel


He follows her to another chamber, where he spies on the preparations being made to Susan Storm for her unwilling wedding to Rama-Tut, while the slave girl waits in the background:
FF #19 panel
Doc Strange #52 panel


Seeking to free the Fantastic Four, Dr. Strange observes a slave ship on which the Thing now serves as a slave rower. Unseen by anyone, he transmutes the cosmic rays of the sun upon the captive Thing, forcing him to transform into human Ben Grimm:
FF #19 panel
Doc Strange #52 panel


Spearheaded by Ben, the FF break free, causing Rama-Tut to flee into the depths of his Sphinx...
FF #19 panel


...where he comes face to face with Doctor Strange and the slave girl:
Doc Strange #53 panel


To elude Strange, Rama-Tut activates the Sphinx's self-defense lasers, forcing Doctor Strange and the girl to flee, at the same moment the floor of the room begins to melt...
Doc Strange #53 panel


...revealing only seconds later that the Fantastic Four have burned through the floor in their own escape attempt.
FF #19 panel
Doc Strange #52 panel


The FF pursue Rama-Tut to his control room, where the pharoah has sealed himself inside a pod...
FF #19 panel


...an escape pod, to be precise. Rama-Tut blasts off, observed by Strange and the slave girl (from outside the Sphinx) and by the West Coast Avengers, watching the scene on another close-circuit television:
FF #19 panel
Doctor Strange #53 panel
WCA #22 panel


Before they escape, the FF discover the optic nerve restorative they came for:
FF #19 panel
WCA #22 panel


Only a few moments behind them, the West Coast Avengers arrive in the control room, now escape-pod-less:
WCA #22 panel


The FF flee the Sphinx, only just missing a controlled explosion that destroys all of Rama-Tut's futuristic technology. Dr. Strange and the slave girl observe the explosion from outside, but the West Coast Avengers are caught inside in the blast. Luckily, it only destroys the machinery and leaves them unharmed:
FF #19 panel Doc Strange #53 panel
WCA #22 panel
WCA #22 panel


The slave girl professes her love for Dr. Strange, while in the background the Fantastic Four make their departure back to their present using Dr. Doom's time machine. Strange then magics himself back to his time:
Doc Strange #52 panel
Doc Strange #52 panel
WCA #22 panel


Now, here's where there's a continuity mistake. Although we saw in Doctor Strange #53 that the FF depart 2940 before Dr. Strange, in West Coast Avengers #22 it's the other way around: Strange leaves and then the FF depart, the West Coast Avengers arriving just a few seconds too late to hitch a ride:
FF #19 panel
WCA #22 panel


That single sequential error aside, though, it's like an intricate jigsaw puzzle that's fun to read and even more fun to put together. As Paul Harvey would say, "And now you know...the rest of the story." That's not the end of it, of course: the Fantastic Four, Doctor Strange, and the West Coast Avengers' stories continue in each of their respective magazines, but what about Rama-Tut's story? What happens next to him? Well, his time-twisted saga is spread out all across the history of the Marvel Universe. You can never be certain when you see him...or his later incarnations, Kang and Immortus...that you're reading the story in chronological order. That is, until Kurt Busiek, Continuity Cop, ties it all up in the sprawling and intricate Avengers Forever miniseries of 2000—issue #9, especially, which works to put many of the pieces of the Rama-Tut/Kang/Immortus puzzle in chronological order. And that includes this panel:
Avengers Forever #9 panel


'Zat panel look familiar, time travelers?
FF #19 and Doc Strange #53


Physicist Dr. Michio Kaku once wrote:
It would take a civilization far more advanced than ours, unbelievably advanced, to begin to manipulate negative energy to create gateways to the past. But if you could obtain large quantities of negative energy-and that's a big "if"-then you could create a time machine that apparently obeys Einstein's equation and perhaps the laws of quantum theory.
True. But what Dr. Kaku fails to mention, is how utterly kickass bitchin' it would be if the time machine looked like a giant Egyptian Sphinx:
Avengers Forever panel


Ride on, Rama-Tut. Ride on.


8 comments:

Steve Flanagan said...

Brilliant! Thanks for that. It's fascinating to see what the later creative teams kept and what they changed.

It's odd that, having made so much effort to be faithful to the earlier versions in some places, they make unaccountable changes in others - such as switching the Thing from a starboard to a port oar (if I've got that the right way round) and omitting the Robbie-from-Fireball XL5 ring aerials from the robots' heads.

Anonymous said...

That was awesome, Bully! Well done!

SallyP said...

My mind is officially boggled.

Bully said...

omitting the Robbie-from-Fireball XL5 ring aerials from the robots' heads.

Steve, there's a number of small continuity glitches in dialogue and art from issue to issue (and the someone major who-left-first error at the end, which Englehart even has to change dialogue to acknowledge), but the robots aren't among them: Strange is first taken away by gold robots without antennae and one eye-slot. As he's unconscious, this scene isn't shown in Doctor Strange #53, but rather in West Coast Avengers #22. The WCAs try to rescue him, get bogged down in battle with the gold no-antennae robots. More robots arrive in two varieties: green ones with no antennae and two eyeslots fight the WCAs while and four new gold robots with antennae and Rom-like helmets take Doc away. We then see this scene pick up with the four gold robots in Doc #53. All clear?

Whew!

Anonymous said...

Wow, it all makes sense now!...er, except in the places where it doesn't.

Anyway, an appropriately spectacular finale, little stuffed bull. (I must take a sec to express my love for the title quote, too, also..."if your hopes should pass away/simply pretend/that you can build them again...")

Anonymous said...

Very cool, Bully.

And a pseudosciencey explanation for the error in Dr. Strange and the FF's departures suggests itself. According to special relativity, under certain circumstances events can appear to happen in different orders to observers in different inertial reference frames. So maybe with all the magical/super-scientific ultra-relativistic TIME! stuff going on, the FF, Dr. Strange and the WCA were all in different inertial reference frames, and so might observe each other's departures in slightly different orders.

Or we could just tell ourselve it's just a comic. But, you know, technobabble's more fun.

Phillip said...

Fantastic job, Bully!

Anonymous said...

The mini-series Rise of Apocalypse also takes place in this time period, and I'm fairly certain the FF are either seen or mentioned. Might want to check that out.