Monday, February 05, 2007

Who's your daddy? Oh, wait....

Scene: Magneto has captured the Avengers! (And the X-Men too, but that's just another Tuesday for them.) And as the curtain goes up on the splash page of Avengers #111, Magneto holds Earth's Mightiest Heroes (and the Strangest Teens of All) captive and hyp-mo-tized to do his evil bidding, as explained in some page two expositionisming about how iron particles that flow through the blood in the brain can be chemically altered by his magnetic powers to...oh, go along with it or the whole story falls to pieces, okay?

So what's the first thing Earth's premiere mutant terrorist does with his newfound thralls? Uses them to take over the government? Forcibly enact a pro-mutant agenda across the globe? Help him replace all those Betamax tapes he accidently magnetically erased? No. He does not do that. Instead, he forces the Scarlet Witch to go-go dance for him.


Splash page from Avengers #111, May 1973, script by Steve Englehart,
art by Don Heck and Mike Esposito


Except...um..

Oh, ick. That's your daughter, Magneto.

To be fair to ol' helmet-hair, he didn't know that at the time. Neither did she. Even Snazzy Steve Englehart didn't know. Actually it wasn't until six years later, in X-Men #125 (1979), that we all started to put the pieces together of why Quicksilver's funky hair looked so familiar (although it would take until 1983, another four years, until Vision and the Scarlet Witch #4, for a proper Magnetic Family Reunion).

Still. Ick. You gotta know Marvel was hoping no one would remember that panel ten years later. As Joey the Q likes to say: "Read that again, knowing what you now know about Wanda." Aiyyyyiii! No thank you!

I hereby summon the power of Magneto's blood-brain warping thingee magno-powers to wipe it all out of our memories! (Please?)

Magneto commands you!



4 comments:

CalvinPitt said...

Well, the image isn't showing for some reason, so I guess that's good for me.

But my brain is filling the void by putting Magneto and Wanda into one of those "Batusi" scenes from the old Batman show, so that's bad for me

FoldedSoup said...

"Haha! Now, you! The Speedy one! Dance with her! Dance, I say! Thus, is Magneto amused!"

Wowsers.

SallyP said...

So...incest runs in the family eh?

Oh, I can't BELIEVE that I said that.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious, though very very wrong Bully and foldedsoup!