Born on this day in 1867: Burton C. Mossman, legendary American lawman (and cattleman, but we won't hold that against him).
"Arizona Ranger" in Detective Comics #139 (DC, September 1948), script and art by Stookie Allen (?)
And from that point on there was never any troubles in Arizona ever again. EVER AGAIN.
from "Border Watchdog" in Western Fighters v.3 #7 (Hillman, June 1951), pencils and inks by Michael J. Becker
This story imports the real-life Mossman into the fictional adventures of Ms. Gingham Fury (slogan: "Arizona was not tamed by men alone!," a sassy go-gettin' ranch owner with a problem. A problem where she'll have to take the law into her own small, softly, delicately scented hands. Eh, you're useless, Burton C. Mossman.
from "Gingham Fury Rides the Range" in Western Bandit Trails #3 (St. John, July 1949), pencils and inks by Matt Baker
Later, after Gingham is done lassoin' some owlhoots and corraling' some yellerbellies and moseyin' along some little dogies, Mossman gives her slightly more than the usual slim slice of respect allowed to a woman by Western Law. Like 6, 7%.
Makes you long for the next exciting episode of Gingham Fury's adventures, right? ... Gingham Fury never appeared again.
If you want to read more about Burton C. Mossman you can go to your local library. Or, read this right here instead, if you want. I'm not your supervisor.
"Enemy of the Outlaws: Burt Mossman" in Jack Armstrong #13 (Parents' Magazine Press, September 1949), writer uncredited and unknown
Or this one! It's illustrated! Now you can do your book report on Burt Mossman! (Copy it! Your teacher will never know!)
"Chacon: Border Bandit" from The Lone Ranger (148 series) #10 (Dell, April 1949), story by Carl Smith, pencils and inks by Mo Gollub
How about this one? It's got a nifty cowboy frame around it you can cut out and use for your signed photo of Roy Rogers and Trigger (stuffed).
"Mighty Mite" from Prize Comics Western v.11 #3 [#94] (Prize, July 1952), creators uncredited and unknown
And here's a...sheesh, did comic books publish nothing but text stories about Burton Mossman?!?
"Outlaw Nightmare" from Death Valley (1953 series) #3 (Comic Media, December 1953), script by Ken Fitch, pencils and inks by Don Heck
Happy birthday, Captain Mossman!
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2 comments:
I guess you hit a character limit because that hover-text cut off for me before the end of that joke but it’s always been a favorite.
It's there in full for me, Blam, but I know various browsers read the alt-text differently sometimes. Just so it's down here fer the record (in my cowbou voice):
"Back in the 1950s, cowboy star Roy Rogers bought a brand new pair of expensive cowboy boots. Cowboy boots are notoriously stiff when they're new so Roy spent all morning oiling and working the leather to try to soften them up a bit. He then took them out onto the back porch to dry in the sunlight while he commenced with the rest of his chores around the ranch. Later that afternoon when Roy returned home he found that a mountain lion had snuck down out of the hills and had mauled and gnawed the ever-living heck out of his new, prized boots. Well, Roy was so mad he was fit to spit. He went inside and grabbed his hunting rifle and whistled for his dog Bullet. He and Bullet jumped in the ranch jeep and headed up into the hills to hunt down that no-good puma. Well, after tramping around for a bit Bullet picked up the mountain lion's scent and before you knew it Roy had him in his sights. One quick shot later the dead cat was tied across the hood of the Jeep and Roy headed back down to the ranch. When he pulled up in front of the house his wife, Dale Evans came outside and exclaimed, 'Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?'"
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