Tuesday, July 26, 2016

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 208: Crisis on Infinite Jonahs Week, Day 3: Wedding Crashers


Before there was Spider-Gwen, before there was Gwenpool, there was a girl called Gwen Stacy, and she died. I may have mentioned this once or twice.

But on Earth-7736, an Earth about twelve and a half times better than Marvel's Earth-616 (do the math!), Gwen Stacy did not die! It's covered in the monumental What If #24, and you can see all the circumstances here in one of my old posts. What If? #24 is my second favorite ish of that can't-kill-it title (after the Shakespearean twist on Doctor Doom in #22), and it's partly because it saves one of my favorite supporting characters un comics from a fate worse than death (being brought back as a clone repeatedly).

What's the other part? Well, first let's check in on J. Jonah Jameson of Earth-7736. He's a jerk. A life-ruining jerk.


Panels from What If? (1977 series) #24 (December 1980), script by Tony Isabella; breakdowns by Gil Kane; finishes by Frank Giacoia with Carl Gafford, Peter Poplaski, Ron Zalme, and Joe Albelo; colors by Joe Rosas, letters by Tom Orzechowski

Gee, I almost didn't recognize Gwen there without her trademark headband.

Needless to say, never do that to anybody's wedding, no matter how long a pause the minister gives you after "If anyone here should see any just cause why the couple here should not be married..." Don't do that. It's just jerky. I didn't do it at Keira Knightley's wedding, and neither should you. For the sake of Aunt May's tender heart if nothing else.


Also in this issue: the origin of Gwen Stacy's crippling tinnitus.


Remember when I said before it was a happy story? Well, I lied. (I do that sometimes.) This is right up there withthe ending to every episode ever of The Incredible Hulk TV series. Cue the tinkling piano!


No one dies in this continuity — not even Norman Osborn — but it's a more striking twist than usual for What If?, the series of which it has been said "every issue ends with Iron Man being killed." Regardless of my preference for happy endings, I love this story because it sets up a status quo unusual for most of the rest of the series: it's a springboard for even more stories. It not only demands a sequel, I'd love to see a couple year's continuity set in this universe, with Spidey on the run, Aunt May hovering on the edge of death and despair, and the unlikely trip of Gwen, Flash, and Robbie searching to clear Peter's name, while JJJ ponders his actions from his throne of fame. It is perhaps the richest of possibilities and maybe the purest and closest to Roy Thomas's original concept of What If?: to spur thought and imagination into how a single small change can alter familiar characters and actions. It's the promise and imagination of infinite Earths and the multiverse of stories within them.


Monday, July 25, 2016

A Month of... Pancakes! Day 25: We have met the enemy and he is pancakes



Inside back-cover gag strip from Pogo Possum #4 (February-April 1951); script, pencils, and inks by Walt Kelly

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 207: Crisis on Infinite Jonahs Week, Day 2: "What news?" "None, my lord, but that the world's grown honest." "Then is doomsday near?"


Welcome to Earth-311! Property of Neil Gaiman. Aw, what doesn't he own?



Panels from 1602: New World #1 (September 2005), script by Greg Pak, pencils by Greg Tocchini, inks by Mark Morales, colors by Morry Hollowell and Wil Quintana, letters by Todd Klein

Jonah Jameson of 1602: the only Jonah to die of cholera, like everyone else in this comic book.

Today in Comics History: Green Goblin drives Spider-Man insane with those Quizno's ads


Panels from Marvel Team-Up (1997 series) #1 (September 1997), script by Tom Peyer, pencils by Pat Olliffe, inks by Al Williamson, colors by Tom Smith, letters by Bill Oakley

Destroy Spider-Man...with advertising? Well, sure. You watch these and you tell me they're not weapons-grade assault.





HA HA! Now it's in your head forever!

Sunday, July 24, 2016

Ten of a Kind: It's toasted...to taste better

Hi hi hi folks! To herald the return of the sporadic Ten of a Kind, I figured there would be no more appropriate subject than to spotlight ten comic book covers starring that delicious breakfast staple, the yummy golden sweet treat we all know and love through its many posts this month...

Toast!

Which, for some odd reason, involves a lot of Harvey Comics covers. Who knew?












(More Ten of a Kind here.)

A Month of... Pancakes! Day 24: God, it looks like Mon-El, must be the Kryptonite in my eyes


Pal-in-blogging Mike Sterling, the man so nice they named him after a great comic book shop, pointed my fuzzy and be-ringéd nose in the direction of a post he made years ago featuring Superboy and his hetero lifemate Mon-El eating lotsa pancakes (thus showing that Mike is way ahead of us all on the flapjack curve). Here's my salute and homage to that classic post. Thanks, Mike!


Panels from "Vengeance of the Super-Villains" in Superboy [starring the Legion of Super-Heroes] (1949 series) #208 (April 1975); script by Cary Bates, pencils and inks by Mike Grell, letters by Ben Oda

Well, isn't that nice of Ma and Pa Kent? They sure take care of their boy...and his pal from one thousand years in the future who only knows pancakes in pill form. Yes, Pa and Ma Kent are the best parents ever who found a baby on the side of the road and took it home and claimed it as their own.


OH THAT'S NOT GOOD. Don't you know, Pa, that statistics say if you have a futuristic sci-fi raygun in the home, you're 93% more likely to use it against a super member of your own family?


The explanation, Superboy? Cary Bates is the explanation.

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 206: Crisis on Infinite Jonahs Week, Day 1: Some Fantastic Place


Because if there's anything better than a Jonah on one earth, it's a Jonah on Infinite Earths! Let's travel not through the multiverse to peer through the venetian blinds like the Late Great Watcher on realities removed from ours...one step beyond! So this week, all week, don't watch that Jonah, watch these Jonahs! Like this one, from Earth-772..a world where making that flaming "4" in the sky suddenly got more challenging for Johnny Storm!




Panels from What If (1977 series) #1 (February 1977), script by Roy Thomas, pencils by Jim Craig, inks by Pablo Marcos, colors by Janice Cohen, letters by John Costanza

Yes, that's Crisis on Infinite Jonahs Week, where as long as there's a Jonah, no universe is off bounds!

Saturday, July 23, 2016

A Month of... Pancakes! Day 23: Pancakes: The Quicker-Getter-Upper




Panels from Nova (2016 series) #2 (February 2016); script by Sean Ryan, pencils and inks by Cory Smith, colors by David Curiel, letters by Albert Deschesne

Today in Comics History, July 23, the future: The crew of the NSEA Protector gives up, surrenders


from Galaxy Quest: The Journey Continues #3 (IDW, March 2015), script by Eric Burnham, pencils and inks by Nacho Arranz, colors by Esther Sanz, letters by Gilberto Lazcano

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 205: Jonah needs a vacation from his vacation


Panels from Peter Parker, the Spectacular Spider-Man #110 (January 1986), script by Peter David, pencils by Rich Buckler, inks by "The Marvel Bullpen" (which explains the dramatic ink differences between the top panels and the bottom two), colors by Bob Sharen, letters by Rick Parker

Friday, July 22, 2016

Today in Comics History, July 22, 2015: Justice League arrives for Batman's surprise birthday party, but it isn't his birthday



from Justice League of America (2015 series) #1 (DC, August 2015), script and pencils by Bryan Hitch; inks by Daniel Henriques with Wade von Grawbadger and Andrew Currie, colors by Alex Sinclair with Jeromy Cox, letters by Chris Eliopoulos

A Month of... Pancakes! Day 22: Shoot that pancake arrow through my heart



Inside-cover gag cartoon from Four Color #457 (March 1953) [Daffy Duck]; pencils and inks by Phil de Lara

UGH DAFFY'S TONGUE in that last panel. Put that thing away, Daffy!

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 204: I'd recognize Chris Claremont's prose anywhere, even if it's not in Tom Orzechowski's lettering



Panels from "Fast Descent Into Hell!" in Marvel Fanfare (1982 series) #1 (March 1982); script by Chris Claremont; pencils, inks, and colors by Michael Golden; letters by Jim Novak

Thursday, July 21, 2016

A Month of... Pancakes! Day 21: Deathstroke: Not Such a Bad Guy After All



Panels from Tiny Titans: Return to the Treehouse #5 (December 2014); script by Art Baltazar and Franco; pencils, inks, colors, and letters by Art Baltazar

366 Days with J. Jonah Jameson, Day 203: Oh mein Papa

Please join me today in wishing a happy 117th birthday to an American giant of literature, Ernest Hemingway! He's a pretty big deal, but did he ever get his picture in Marvel Comics, did he? Have you ever seen his picture in a Marvel comic? Hmmm? How can you say someone is great who's never had his picture in Marvel Comics?

Still, J. Jonah Jameson seems to like him.


Panels from Marvel Team-Up (1972 series) #122 (October 1982), script by J. M. Dematteis, pencils by Kerry Gammill, inks by Mike Esposito, colors by Bob Sharen

So, if we can take anything from all this, it's that Ernest Hemingway has never had his picture in Marvel Comics.


Panels from Wolverine (1988 series) #35 (January 1991), script by Larry Hama, pencils by Marc Silvestri, inks by Dan Green, colors by Glynis Oliver, letters by Pat Brosseau

Oh. Never mind.

Today in Comics History, July 21, 1999: Betty Brant demands publication of Spider-Woman, Spider-Gwen, and Silk comic books


from Year in Review 1999: Spider-Man one-shot (Marvel, February 2000), text by Frank Dunkerley, designed by John Roshell and Eric Eng Wong

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

A Month of... Pancakes! Day 20: Wake up Maggie I think I got pancakes to feed to you


An issue of Bart Simpson, a comic that usually features the antis of America's favorite li'l mischief maker (sorry, Dennis the Menace), occasionally takes some time-outs to spotlight other members of the Simpson clan, like this short story featuring baby Maggie, the infant savant of the cast. And whaddaya know, it's about pancakes!


Panels from "Maggie's Pancakes" in Bart Simpson #81 (March 2013); script, pencils, and inks by Carol Lay, colors by Art Villanueva, letters by Karen Bates

I kinda wish I could reprint the entire short story here, because it's a phantasmagorical psychedelic wonderland of Maggie's imagination, inspired by the circle shape of her pancakes. Here's a few choice panels.



So, pancakes, won't you? They're not only a part of this complete breakfast, they're also a springboard to adventure and excitement!